That is a pretty sad state of affairs. When the wrong people get into pwerful positions, bullshit often follows. Thank God (or not) that there is still the freedom to talk about it in an open way. Hopefully the dipshits who came up with this shortsighted plan will soon be sacked from whatever office they hold now that their true colors have been seen. I'm always for equal rights for people of all
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The Sweetness of Married Life!!! > > A couple had only been married for two weeks and the > husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to > go out on the town and party with his old buddies. > > So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right > back.' > > 'Where are you going, Coochy Coo?' asked the wife. > > 'I'm going to the bar, Pre
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I heard he broke his 'puter. Prob'ly tried to use a hammer on it.
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Pepsi
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Are factory workers and streetwalkers OK? And, if not the farmers, what about farm animals? And zoo animals? And Zoo keepers? And Keepers of the faith? And Faith Hill? And Hill Street Blues? And the Blues Brothers? And the brothers Grimm? And the grim reaper? Somebody please stop me.
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I wrote a novel a few years back and decided to start another one. How's this for a beginning? It was a hot, humid afternoon in South Florida, so hot and the air filled with so much moisture it was like trying to breathe bath water; not unusual for half the year there, but never welcome. It had been a stress filled day and my head pounded as if it was stopped at a traffic light next to som
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Doesn't AOL stand for America's Online Losers?
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Sorry DK, but thanks for your efforts. I just try to think of it as growing pains but unfortunately they're major pains in the ass for you & pulse.
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I just love all the international intrigue here.
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Yawn.
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What the pluck are you talking about?
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I thought this was the "say something funny" thread not the "post a funny video link" thread.
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Thanks, p_j.
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I wish my server would go down. I tipped her $200.00 the other night and I didn't even get a kiss.
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!
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>> An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra. >> >> 'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' >> >> 'I can cut them for you' said the pharmacist but a quarter tablet >> will not give you a full erection.' >> >> 'I am 96,' said the old man. 'I don't want an erection. I just want >> it sticking out far enough so I don't piss
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Thank you pulse & DK. You guys are either really dedicated to this site or totally crazy or both, but it is appreciated..
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I have become comfortably numb. All is well. Thanks.
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Yep.
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Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie. As they start their descent Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, 'Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife.' Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.' Two hours later, he comes back carrying a c
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Sounds like the post office box is currently the only alternative. You're bound to get some weird stuff, and exchange rates would have to be dealt with, but what else is there?
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I think they need to get their own acid bath.
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Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, 'Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today!' Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, 'It reminded me of a peanut.' Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mom asked, 'Really small, was it?' Sally replied, 'No... salty!' Mom fainted
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Son asked his mother the following question: "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure." The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad why are wedding dresses white?" The father looks at his son in surprise a
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I agree with plp. Porn is easy to find elsewhere but plus613 is unique and special. I really (sob, sniffle, sniffle) love you guys.
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Ponderisms 1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~* 2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 3. OK.... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the 'Jags' and the Tampa Bay B
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From today's local newspaper: Motorcycle group ties up, hospitalizes man who tried to rob bar (Last updated: February 28, 2008 9:22 AM) SYDNEY, Australia (AP) -- An armed robber picked the wrong target when he raided an Australian bar where a biker gang was holding a meeting. He ended up hog-tied and in a hospital. The man and an accomplice, wearing ski masks and waving machetes, st
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After Chelsea returned from a first date, Hillary asked her if she had a good time. Chelsea said she had a wonderful time and she thinks she's in love. Hillary said, 'You didn't have sex, did you?' Chelsea said, 'Not according to Dad'.
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Not funny funny but funny strange. Strange we don't hear about these kinds of things. Purdy Interesting... A Tale of Two Houses House #1 A 20 room mansion (not including 8 bathrooms ) heated by natural gas. Add on a pool, a pool house, and a separate guest house, all heated by gas. In one month this residence consumes more energy than the average American household doe
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