what are you pissed for W? yours has been up since last Easter.
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you can also install ubuntu on a USB flash drive and boot from that, or take the flash drive with ya and boot into it from any machine.
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ubuntu
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they don't make me. but you already knew that.
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i like AVG for Winblows
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how can you have the flu if you have no chimney?
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Macafee is evil. first thing i'd say is if you run firefox, click "tools" then click clear recent history and check all but "site preferences", then click clear everything. then we can go further.
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i put my leopard skin jock strap on backwards today....happy easter
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A Constitution should be short and obscure. * Napoleon *
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before you buy a charger, drive the Challenger
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why did the caddyshack pool scene just flash before my eyes?
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roll your fat ass in there and get it.
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damn! what was i thinking?
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i tried to send one, but homeland security confiscated it.
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invest in a hamster prod.
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Pulse or DK: please feed the hamster and grease the wheel.
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working good now. 2:30 P.M. Sunday.
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slow again!
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you're welcome.
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damn! and i try so hard to keep you entertained.
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or rain.
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this is NOT funny, but i needed to share it. OMFG!!
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it was slow a couple days ago for like 2 days, but now it's fine
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the bark side
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Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here is the glorious winner: 1. When his 38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the
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haulin ass down the street with a chipmunk in your mouth
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