Rare Earth remake of Ray Charles
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just dropped in......
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one flew over the reverts nest
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tards come in all sizes and shapes
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huh huh huh...thumb
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i don't even wanna know the reason why you have walked in high heels.
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i got a brand new in the box Winblows 2003 server Enterprise edition with a copy of Xp pro free off Craigslist yesterday and i can't find anyone interested in it.
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i knew i must have posted it before, but was too lazy to look.
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copy your home folder once a week in case of an O.S. crash...re-install...and reload the home folder...and bingo! golden.
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i hate disclaimers.
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i don't think he's doggin' ya, just laughin' witcha. hell, my mom was went from being on AOL with a crap ass computer to a fios connection with a core 2 duo and Ubuntu last year and can't believe she was ever so lame.
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red hankie
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A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer. The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be shor
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i got a rocket in my pocket! custom made for lovin' you
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re-install, axe Winblows and you'll be golden. i hope you did figure out to never keep anything you can't lose on a Ubuntu op system drive.
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i converted 2 more machines / users over in the last 2 days.
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"dat is vat fuck i'm talking aboot!"
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Bugs Henderson
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many times have i slammed my keyboard on the counter pissed at Ubuntu for breaking. then i play with a friends winblows machine trying to get rid of all the garbage on it, and i go right back to Ubuntu with my middle finger standing erect in the direction of Bill Gates.
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pulse Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > YOU BROKE IT! > > Sheesh, can't trust some people, not even a little > bit.
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i quit leading with my chin in elementary school.
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i think you need to send out the "where the fuck have you been asswipe?" e-mails again. i'm bored with yak.
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555 lake
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If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, 'Who's on First?' might have turned out something like this: COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou. ABBOTT: Your computer?
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high road easy
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the company bought me a pair of work boots yesterday, when i came home a neighbor girl came by and saw one of 'em on the floor. she said "damn that's big", to which i replied, "you know it baby!"
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An apparent drunken Cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in a posh Amarillo Theater. When the Usher came by and noticed him, he whispered to the Cowboy, "Sorry, Sir, but you're Only allowed one seat." The Cowboy just groaned but didn't even budge. The Usher became more impatient and insistent: "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager.&
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it's when you rope a cow, tie his / her legs up and burn an "X" on its ass.
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