God, Jesus, and Moses are playing golf. Moses tees off first and hits a great drive right down the middle of the fairway. The ball hits on the edge of the green and rolls to a stop about 20 feet from the pin. Jesus tees off and his ball also goes right down the middle, hits on the edge of the green, and rolls to a stop only 10 feet from the cup. God lines up and duffs his drive the ball barely
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That's not exactly funny...
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Ditto on that PJ, mine does not work no matter what I do.
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By the way this topic already exists in a thread started by Tiw called User Messaging...
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Could do without all the poo postings however. Hope MrKlown is removing them because they are too gross to post again in the UNCIVIL IMAGES forum.
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My wits have never been up there. They are more akin to a 40watt bulb.
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Fossil's wits have dimmed but it depends how bright they were to start with.
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Me not know. It's a shame though.
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It's relatively easy to find anyone who uses the same handle on all the websites they interact with. Easy to guess some of their passwords too...
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This picture remided me of the earlier joke... "Three women have a very late night drinking..."
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You leave my icehole outta this!
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If every nation had to write a book about the Elephant: The French book - The Sex Life of the Elephant or: 1000 ways to cook Elephant The English book - Elephants I have shot on Safari The Welsh book - The Elephant and its influence on Welsh language and culture or: Oes ysgol tocynnau eleffant llanfairpwll nhadau coeden. The American book - How to Make Bigger And Better Elephants The Japan
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It's not a secret PJ. But it is surprising that my images were deleted on both accounts, seeing as I posted images but never comments before now. Still, TommyT's fanclub hasn't caught on yet so I haven't had any abuse hurled at me for a while now
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And now for something completely different... Three women have a very late night drinking. They leave in the early morning hours and go home their separate ways. The next day, they all meet and compare notes about who was drunkest the night before. The first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door, I
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Double line spacing is rather annoying. But hey, I don't wanna be another version of the spelling police, there are enough of them around here anyway. So here's a relevant joke: The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence please?" The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one." "You don't have one?" The man responds, &quo
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Not a joke (sorry) Many years ago a work colleage was travelling in the USA and was pulled over in Texas. As is the custom in Australia, he got out of the car and went to meet the Policeman. BIG MISTAKE. He is lucky to be alive today. American HP need to chill out. Anyway fossil, if you gonna keep clipping jokes from your email, you need some "cut and paste" lessons ~
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Mary had a little lamb... The midwife fainted.
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Have Texans heard of Australian Akubra hats? Do Texans make their hats from Rabbit pelts too?
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What do Cowboy Hats and Hemorrhoids have in common? . . . Sooner or later every asshole has one.
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The U.S. Government decided to see what people say right before they get into an auto accident. 89% of the people in 49 states said: "Oh, shit!" In Texas 94% said: "Hold my beer. Watch this."
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Vote for PJ
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