We all think we are hot stuff until we go for a job and don't get it. Although there are age biases you still have to look at the math's and realize there are potentially millions of people you could be competing with. Don't get mad get even. Write a fake resume or get a professional to do it for you. Then if your as you think you are you should have them at hello.
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On a recent camping trip I had my Kindle on my sleeping bag and momentarily put my huge cock onto it's screen causing it to make a slight cracking noise, after which the display would no longer refresh correctly. When I got home I went to amazon.com's Kindle Help pages looking for instructions on getting it repaired. Their "Contact Us" form informs me that for Kindle hardware issues I'
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It's not that funny...
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My bucket of Coke from McDonalds doesn't fit in my new car's cup holders.
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They're justified, and they're ancient...
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KLF
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Ditto
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Setup a dual boot Ubuntu 11point whatever. Then make sure you can import your emails etc. If it goes alright and the new OS doesn't freak you out, trash & burn and install Ubuntu stand alone. Get Kims phone number for tech support because sometimes you can't get the monitor up or things like webcams need tweaking.
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I took such a long shower this morning that the hot water ran out.
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In theory, all your "data" should be backed up so that you can trash and burn your OS, reinstall all your applications, then restore your data without missing an email or bookmarked webpage. When in doubt I say "trash & burn baby"!
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If you must use windoze then forget free products. Visit the CA website and buy the most expensive suite you can afford.
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I accidentally clicked iTunes and had to wait 2 minutes for it to open before I could close it.
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My GPS made me drive through the ghetto.
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I have to find my own girlfriend because my culture doesn't practice arranged marriages.
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I'm trying to text when at a red light but I keep making all the greens.
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I can't hear the TV when I'm eating crunchy snacks.
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I had too much food for lunch and now I'm tired.
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The Domino's pizza tracker is not working, now I don't know when to put my pants on.
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I didn't have a shitty childhood so I can't turn my pain into art.
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My laptop is low on battery but the charger is in the other room.
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My hand is too fat to shove into the Pringles container so I am forced to tilt it.
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Cooter in Ohio...
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Armageddon! No wait, that was a gerbil, wasn't it?
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Drugs?
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A Navy Chief and an Admiral were sitting in the barbershop. They were both just getting finished with their shaves, when the barbers reached for some after-shave to slap on their faces. The Admiral shouted, 'Hey, don't put that stuff on me! My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse!' The Chief turned to his barber and said, 'Go ahead and put it on me... My wife doesn't know what the ins
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Quasi walked into a jewellery store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. Quasi said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.' At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought another ring
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Driver spends one week stuck in rental car smh.com.au January 26, 2012 A US woman spent up to a week in a rental car because she had been told not to leave her vehicle if she became stranded. Lynn Keesler became stuck in a dairy wastewater pond after taking a wrong turn as she searched for a hotel in Burley, Idaho. The Cassia County Sheriff's report said Ms Keesler thought she had been strand
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