"Some people are like slinkeys" "Not particularly useful but they make you smile when you push them down some stairs" -Anon
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I'm in Sydney now. They trialed the "quite carriage" but it failed and I haven't heard anything since. Maybe on the longer runs from the mountains or from the central coast they might still do it.
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I'm back too. Not that anyone cares. Ironically (not sure that's the right word) I have been in California. I survived without getting shot but now the fucking USA have my fingerprints...
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The version I heard, Sue was bashed to death and dumped in a garbage bin. Even funnier IMHO.
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I met a French guy the other day. "Do you speak German?" I asked. "No" he replied. "You're welcome" I said.
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Gifs fall over most of the time, so it's not just you. Pulse managed this one... 16.5Mb pic
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I'm no twit but you fluked it by incorporating the hash. If only you had someone driving this ship you could increase clicks and revenue.
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I doubt size matters here at +613 Time is relative.
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My muscles are really sore... ...from the massage I got yesterday.
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TOY giant Lego has reportedly agreed to stop producing a Star Wars toy product that Muslims find offensive. According to Britain's Independent newspaper, Lego agreed to withdraw the Jabba’s Palace product from production in 2014 to appease those who think it depicts Istanbul's Hagia Sophia, a church-turned-mosque, which is now a museum and one of the city's top tourist attractions. Muslim g
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Not as planned but they got the end result...
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Seemed like a good idea at the time...
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Brace yourself... Mucky Pup
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Funny to some fossil diggers. egyptians
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Be careful with that Fork'n'spoon!
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Q: What do you call four crows milling about on the side of a road? A: An attempted murder.
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Amsterdam is a lot like the Tour de France. A lot of people on bikes taking drugs.
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Troll_junior
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Is revert dead, alive or just dead to the world?
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Look what those fucking cats did to our steamroller!
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My subway footlong was only 11 inches. (no relation to PJ's previous comment)
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I am forced to use Internet Explorer at work.
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My biscuit broke off in my tea.
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Frank224. Say no more.
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Try 2001 pulse, THC affects long term memory alright. Frank224
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One of you guys tried to submit 'lando on that site and they responded that you can't get your friends on here just because they wear a stripey shirt. Or something like that.
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hot chicks with douche bags
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