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16 years ago
woberto
Read this thread skulker, it could be the apostrophe's in your image title
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16 years ago
woberto
No I meant pulse. All good computer nerds live in the basement/garage of thier parents place!
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16 years ago
woberto
Don't you mean your parents address? Near the bend in the river. You live in the garage right?
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16 years ago
woberto
For those of you windoze users with NetBIOS malware, execute this. sc stop Messenger sc config Messenger start= disabled
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16 years ago
woberto
"I heard it, I heard it, I heard it on the X" /song
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16 years ago
woberto
Three hookers live in the same flat. They all arrive home together after a night's work. The first one says; I shagged 10 guys tonight, I feel like a glass of wine. The second one says; I shagged 15 guys tonight, I feel like a whiskey. The third one says; I shagged 30 guys tonight and I feel like a bucket of porridge!
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16 years ago
woberto
What was that Johnny Cash song...
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16 years ago
woberto
By linking images in comments it encourages more page views. I remember my own posts (sadly) but I link to everyone's original image when I see a duplicate. More clicks is also more ratings for those who care and more page views for the website. This is my job. I am expecting a cheque from Pulse any week now. * *
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16 years ago
woberto
1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without 3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never 4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always 5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended 6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee 7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated in
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16 years ago
woberto
The 75-year-old groom, with the young wife, caused a lot of attention as he checked into the resort hotel. The following morning, the old boy came strutting into the dining room, lookin' great with a big smile on his face. He proceeded to order an enormous breakfast. He laughed and joked and was in obvious good spirits, whereas his young wife, who came into the room a half hour later, looked worn
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16 years ago
woberto
Shadey might like this one...
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16 years ago
woberto
THIS THREAD IS SEVERELY FUCKED UP. PLEASE STOP.
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16 years ago
woberto
16 years ago
woberto
I can't find the brown nose emoticon...
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16 years ago
woberto
16 years ago
woberto
The kat man is right, WT had some of the funniest posts and I will miss him too. If he could somehow prove he would behave, then I am sure the admins would re-instate him, but how to do that? I don't know. Maybe a poll will get some attention.
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16 years ago
woberto
Dontchya just love MySQL? I spent several hours fixing up an insert statement that was generated from a CSV. Why I couldn't have access to the original data I don't know but wait until they get the bill...
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16 years ago
woberto
16 years ago
woberto
DK, having trouble UPloading images. There is an error with appostrophes in the image title.
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16 years ago
woberto
16 years ago
woberto
16 years ago
woberto
The cupboard is bare...
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16 years ago
woberto
I have detailed files...
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16 years ago
woberto
Darlin's last post May 22, 2005 11:09PM * Darlin's last comment January 15, 2006 06:40PM
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16 years ago
woberto
Well I waited until the poll was closed before I waded into this one. It was obvious that this thread was created solely for me and I am honoured. However, it also means that I am going to be even nastier than usual to Mr Bloom.
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16 years ago
woberto
There are very few exceptions (like this one) where you can tell the person is normal enough to give a reply. However, wherever and whenever possible you should ignore anons comments completely. They get bored and go away. It's hard to do because it shits me and I usually take the bait but ignoring stoopid comments is the best thing to do. Unfortunately it can ruin an interesting thread sometim
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16 years ago
woberto
16 years ago
woberto
I saw something on the Soccer Broadcasting Station about Cleveland in the USA. The current joke is "Last one out of Cleveland, turn out the lights". I really can't get my head around the problem but I kind of think the government should legislate for the lowest common denominator, simply accepting that people are ignorant must be protected. If they do this however, where will it end?
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16 years ago
woberto