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That's not funny...
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zombie.
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fossil_digger Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > her- -ring
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orlando399
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Or as Ford Prefect would say, a "gnab gib".
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December 18, 2007 - 6:33AM Saudi Arabia's King Abdullah has pardoned a teenage girl sentenced to six months in jail and 200 lashes after being gang raped, Al Jazirah newspaper reported today.
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I used to live in Elwood, could be new. I'll checki it out when I go down for the tennis. I really like the ghurkas in Prahran, that's near you, there are several around now, it's Nepalese food, yet the goat curry!
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To make good saganaki you need kefalograviera cheese. I miss Melbourne and all the wonderful Greek food!
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Black version of JackAss
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Three surgeons were bragging to each other. The first one says; A pianist had 7 fingers cut off and I reattached them. He went on to give a piano recital at Carnegie hall. The second surgeon said; An athlete got run over by a bus and lost both arms and both legs. After marathon surgery I attached them again. Two years later he went on to win a gold medal. The third one said; A cowboy who
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But they were his favourite pants! What about his emotional distress? His pain and suffering? I heard he lost his job after that one. Surprise surprise.
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It's been mentioned before but I nearly choked on lunch a few weeks ago reading the latest farce from the muslim world. A woman was sentenced to lashes after she was gang raped because she was out of the house with a man who was neither her husband or a relative. The man she was with was also gang raped at the same time. The rapists did get gaol time but a week later they doubled her sentence o
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Australia is following suit in the litigious society stakes. It is incredibly rare to find outdoor playground equipment anymore because parents sue the local council when their retarded kid falls off the swing. Even when I was a teenager they removed all of the outdoor basketball hoops because of lawsuits due to inappropriate use. Where I grew up there was one case where a guy got pushed off a
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Hey dude, a few years back an Australian woman in Dallas was arrested for tapping an american woman on the shoulder in the movie theatre and telling her to stop talking. She was charged with assault and had to pay bail, then fly back a few months later to attend court. She ended up with only having to pay court costs.
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Sydney Morning Herald (this is the sauce PLP!) December 14, 2007 US prosecutors have dropped assault and harassment charges against an Australian man who threw a snowball at a Colorado ski resort co-worker's back. It was in "the best interest of justice" to dismiss the case against 21-year-old Andrew Thistleton, US prosecutors said.
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Cheese is the one thing, if you eliminate from your diet, that will make you lose weight. I like it all and can't resist the really smelly ones with some jatz crackers. I want to try the french cheese with maggots but it is forbidden to import it here. Oh, and we don't get cheese in a can here.
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Hey DK, when I access the gallery or pics using my blackberry (yeah I know, I have no life) I get a warning each time. "handler could not be removed" Not sure what this means or how to fix it on my end. If you clear the message everything works but it's just annoying.
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Next time add "anon" to the poll
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Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy sign
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everything i ever needed to know about life, i learned from Nigel_Knowital
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This sounds like a cache problem. Try flushing your DNS Then renew your IP I think you execute Ipconfig /flushdns Ipconfig /renew Or just type ipconfig help
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Nifty web pages will have a pretty pop-up if they deny you right-click recognition, rather than a windows debug error. Another wonderful Windoze problem could be... If you have too much stored on your desktop (over 2Mb) you will get all sorts of memory errors, usually virtual & pagefile.
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