That's all over my head. Back in the day a simple cron job would take care of it. I bet it's a DK's fault.
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top_list is borked again. Oh, and first forum post of 2023 bitches!
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ASCI goat? Meh. ASCI goat freehand? Old-skool ASCI goat freehand upside-down? WE'RE NOT WORTHY! Anyhoo, you got my attention. Refer to my last upload...
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Miss Hoover: "I don't know why; it’s a perfectly cromulent word." Principal Skinner: "He's embiggened that role with his cromulent performance."
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Louis Cole LIVE 2019
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Or a smiley with a mask? (first forum post of 2021 bitches)
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Hopefully it will show up on iView (pretty much the only "TV that I watch these days). Good playlist though!
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What I will be listening to... TISM
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Woman, grab your children, run and hide. Don't let it catch up with you. You gotta fight it to stay alive, and if it gets you, man, you're through. It smells so rotten and rank. Well, everybody calls it the squank. It's sick, depressin, gettin' bigger all the time. Don't help it any way you can. It's grey and brown and sometimes lime and it's spreadin' all over the land. And soon
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You're heading for divorce if you keep talking about your wife like that. And does she even know about your goat harem? Besides, you're probably better of asking DK to look it.
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Can you change this? upload_max_filesize = 2M Oh and the upload is totally borked on the porn side.
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Wrong again bitches! This is how I eat 'em!
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The human race is the superior virus on planet Earth, it will prevail. Until it has killed it's host of course. Which might be coupla-hunderd thousand years from now.
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https doesn't work anymore in BB code. Butt dropping the s fixes it. The other broken list is too long to post here.
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When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face.
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There once was a man from Kentucky...
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From 2009. Yeah that's you alright. "We're kinda in the same boat dude, except my toy is an electric blue 92 Talon tsi AWD 5spd rolling chassis I bought nearly 10yrs ago. Been kickin around a few names for it but haddn decided on one for sure yet."
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more of a chowder than a soup
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I'm OK Kim, thanks anyway. FD's penis is not that much bigger than my clit' so the envy I feel is proportional to that and I will get over it.
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Whatever.
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What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
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AnalTech
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"I don't like country music but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bob Newhart
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i played with your mommy last night!
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I understand but learn to count fossil
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the sausage surprise was his least concern
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Obviously you meant crosseyed as one word
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probably get fleas or worse things like
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