you mean aside from weed & jgirls?
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A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, the doctor notices a red ''H'' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he''s so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies. A couple of days later, another girl comes in f
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There is already a rating system here and the pictures are thumbnail size. If you don´t want to see it BIG don´t click on it. If there is a whole page of "boring" pics, click on the next page link, this will take you past the page to the next one. Clever eh?! So, Pulse seems to have thought of everything then.
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Thanks to the Admin for deleteing the spam but now my comment to Nadadja the russian whore makes no sense at all.
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Users of porn613 should think very hard about this.
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Bananas are clones, endangered by disease and have many uses. How will not having bananas affect us?
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Unfortunately, Nadejda, I am trapped in the year =3006= ! And yet, everything I write on a one-thousand year old Mac appears in the year =2006= as if I were really there (that´s =here= to you). So if I can get my time travel apparatus to work again, it was damaged by monkeys with incredible telepathic abilities and lazy lazer eyes upon arrival here (to you that´s =there= ), I should be able to
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At last, some real proof. The date on my watch says the 14th. The evidence is mounting.
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In the future I won´t be so gullible as to click on your lame links. In the past, either. I have learned the secrets of time travel! Visit my site:
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and what? the book is about time travel? Funny because if I could go back in time I would not only kill 8 mil jews but everyone else too.
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I don´t remember either, could have been a google image search. Long time ago, used a different name then too. Liked it here then and I like it here now.
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uh huh
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dosile figure
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shadez you got a plan there, but did you read the bit that said "with small population & lots of blondes"?
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Do you come from the future, AlexCoppass? You talk funny.
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and judging by that last comment he has come back as an aussie homeboy pulse/lennon/blackWhiteBoy: yoyoyo, yez gotz t´ imagine, what´s up!, ya´ll, there´s no heaven... Hiphop ho: You can do it put yo back into it... =This is going to be a hit for sure!=
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Yeah, I am starring in the movie of Quake. Watch my head explode!
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At least it was depressing until I was resurrected from the *dead* =sound of cheering=
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Bush and his friends are finding out there is plenty of profit in Mohammed.
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I´m going to try that right now! I´ll let you know if it works. Thankz!
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I thought it was about time...
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Am I the only one using my real name? Damn!
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You don´t think? Finally, somebody on 613 admits to being stupid!
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Here is one I used when I worked in a bar, but the woman didn`t get it. You have to know who the catchphrase is from: Woman: Do you make a good Tom Collins? My Reply: No, but I can do Tommy Cooper =just like that= (with hand actions). You have to know who the British comedian Tommy Cooper is. Otherwise it´s not very funny.
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no, the point was to say something funny to amuse Pulse.
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No wait f_d, I was going to come up with my own witty reply but I´ll just refer you back to what pro_junior said.
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