later that afternoon a horny milf came into the store...at the register with her purchases the bag-boy asked if she'd like some help taking her groceries to her car, she said that she would like that very much...as they were walking out in the parking lot she whispered to him, 'I've got an itchy pussy' the bag-boy said, you're going to have to point it out ma'am all those foreign cars look alike
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my chick starts to blow me, suddenly I have to fart so bad it hurts
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God sends tornadoes to dallas, misses fossil
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go for walk in my local park which has a disc-golf course, punk kids think I'm a moving target...
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I say 'send me a tm', instead of 'text me', people don't understand...
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haha yeah..what was his name? raggert?
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slow here now...sunday morning...
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and that is why you don't use cruise control on snow and ice
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for me, this site is sometimes slow on sunday, but normally works just fine...
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> I was in a pub last night and saw two "girls of size" (as PC now requires > us to say) by the bar. > > They both spoke with a brogue accent, and making assumptions about their > origins I said, "Hello, are you two girls from Scotland?" > > One of them screamed, "It's WALES you f***ing idiot!" So I immediately > apologized and said, &q
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"Rainy Day Women" by Flatt and Scruggs - I shit you not.
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from WORKAHOLICS on Comedy Central.. I'm Barfing..
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MINISTRY - Happy Dust
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only watched first minute or so, and of course with not knowing any backstory here its hard to form an accurate opinion on this, but I'd say that shooting was hardly justifiable...that looks more like a re-bar bending tool than a crowbar imho, and with that many cops around they could have stopped that little douchebag from hitting anyone with it without shooting him...if he had a gun or big knif
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my wife went to the gynecologist today, she told me the doctor said she had the pussy of a 20 year old...I said, oh yeah? did he say anything about your Big Ass?? she said, no he didn't mention you at all...
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A plane crashed in the middle of rural Iowa Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the disaster was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a treeline that bordered a farm. The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone.. They spotted a lone farmer p
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haha that's great berto looks like your facebook was hacked too..
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I like the 613 forums, I can keep up with them...
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hilariuos Muppets bloopers...
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pretty sure this is blah
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bowie and cobain - space oddity
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not sure what critic means exactly, but I've been wondering if anyone else gets 16 thumbs on the gallery pages when the setting is for 15? 3 rows of 5 thumbs and then a 4th row with only 1 thumb...
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this was taken later on in the night, after he changed shoes...but you get the idea.
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haha I hit search, and entered in 'tazer' and there it was
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I need more $$$ so I can get more stuff...
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itsa...pullover!
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