the dingo ate your baby
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I Hate My Job My job is so fucking unbelievable. I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herse
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haven't you heard? the bird is the word.
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Kid comes home from 1st day at school. Mom asks, 'What did you learn today?' Kid replies, 'Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.' now you two take your squabbling to another forum, this one is meant to be funny
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been almost 2 months since fossil logged on...my guess is this time it's prison
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personally I thought this one was a bit over the line too... but so far no one has complained about it in the unsuitable images forum...
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it was mostly covered by his hand...easy to miss...just to be clear, I wasn't looking for a dick lol
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there was no tit or snatch...but there was a hard dick in the foreground..guess you missed that part...
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waw-waw waw-waaw-wa wa-waw wawaawaw waw etc
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I figured as much quasi, I don't know if you can eat the leaves or munch on the berries or what... I just get the pills at costco
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better get some saw-palmetto!
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this is really going to be scary, I'm not kidding you this time!
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my internets are slow right now...
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faster internets?
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forum topic - GIFs...
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you can load images that are pretty big...but not too big.
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delete cookies or something...
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GAK are you a font savant?
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I saw the 6 was wrong after I made my guess ;(
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verdana
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big dirty stinkin bass was funny closest to techno I get is KMFDM
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when you click on the 'search' tab, you go to the search page, you then have to click on the box next to 'search for'...the cursor should end up there automatically... not sure if this goes in this forum topic or in 'first world problems'
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I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic". "Wow!" I was flabbergasted. "I don't
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vicunts anyone?
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some of our crosswalks have countdown timers now, so you know how long that light will stay green and can adjust your speed accordingly
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quack like a duck (NSFW)
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Shit! I've just seen a plane come down! I called 911 and shouted, "You're gonna fucking need everything - ambulances, fire engines, police!" I like to think of myself as a hero, but the police like to call me, "That cunt who lives near the airport".
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how strange...the deleted pic is not the same one I uploaded...
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