yes it's true, the lord works in mysterious ways...
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so now you're a *zombie* ??
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women with power tools...its been around a while, but if you havent seen it, its worth a look...
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zxz444, sorry for your loss...he will be greatly missed...
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so how's the re-design coming along anyways?
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kitten teryaki thank you so nice...
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isn't funny, but worth a look...
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I thought it was based on hammer time...
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shit, that was the cat? ...i thought her tongue felt a little sand-papery on my balls...
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yep...thats what your mum said too...it was kind of hard to understand her with my semen gurgling in her throat...you may not recognize her when you get home later, I shaved her back...
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is there anyone home?
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ignorance is bliss...
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...that trick =never= works
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...and now for something completely different...
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shit...hope all the computers in the world don't crash like they did on y2k...
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^^^ not my =real= name...
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what does ninety year old pussy taste like? depends...
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?
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re: smartass answers: When I was working as a doorman at a titty bar in portland, people would come in and ask "where is your bathroom?" and I would reply, right across the hall from my bedroom...
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the other llamas wouldnt have believed him if they hadn't seen it themselves...lol
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this is pointless...
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two guys sittin at a bar, one turns to the other and says 'i fucked your mom' second guy says 'go home dad, your drunk...'
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what's your point?
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sorry fossil, i haven't actually seen your movie, just heard a few things...like how you were all the cowboys' favorite fluffer and that your nickname on the set was 'bottom feeder'...and as for your 'girlfriend' kicking our asses...sure...whatever you say...'she' probably has a bigger dick than me too...
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hey fossil, i heard you were the stunt double for the tent scene...
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guy is on an elevator when a beautiful woman gets on, he turns to her and says 'excuse me, can i smell your feet?' she says 'hell no you can't smell my feet!' the guy shrugs his shoulders and says, 'well i guess it must be your pussy then!'
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toothpick in a microwave...not really funny, but kind of interesting...
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bikecrash...wow that totally sucked, I have had so many close calls with stupid bitches turning into my path of travel...it takes the fun out of riding when you have to concentrate so hard on what every moron cookie baker/soccer mom is going to do in her minivan...
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^^^nice...
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at first I thought it was some kind of game show...
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