I went to an STD clinic the other day and all the girls in the waiting room looked filthy!
I thought to myself, "I wish my girlfriend was as dirty as some of these girls".
Then I remembered, she was, and that's why I was here
I used to go out with an English teacher, but she dumped me.
She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon.
The other day my girlfriend said sh
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