What's the difference in bird flu and swine flu? You get tweetment for one and oinkment for the other.
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now we can't post pictures of breast after we've blacked out the titties? i posted a picture of richard pryor sitting in a chair , two topless women beside of him, i blacked out the nipples. the picture was not porn and after the tits was censored, there was no harm in the picture.
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My favourite sexual position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
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i never said it didnt suck!
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shows twenty sites you visited
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old joke A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dog along for company. One day the dog starts chasing butterflies and before long he discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch. The dog thinks, “Boy, I’m in deep doo doo now.” Then he noticed some bone
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MEXICO CITY — Mexican authorities say two professional wrestlers found dead in a low-rent hotel in the capital may have been drugged to death by female robbers. Autopsies are being performed on the two midget wrestlers, one of whom went by the name "La Parkita" — or "Little Death" — and wore a skeleton costume in the ring. The other was known as "Espectrito Jr."
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People keep telling me my beard makes me look like an axe murderer. I tell them it's a magic beard which disappears when you look away. That usually buys me enough time to reach for my axe. A little boy came home from school and announced to his father that he had learned a new word but admitted he didn’t know what it meant. His dad asked him what the word was and he said “cunt”. His dad
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fossil_digger Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Posted by: dv8 (69.132.105.---) > Date: June 22, 2009 08:58PM > > how about some new smiley's. maybe a middle finger > without the smiling facethe finger smiley. i could > get a lot of use out of that one. i understand you > all are busy with your bitches and your other porn > mone
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Apparently they reckon that Michael Jacksons records will be storming the charts again now he is dead. Wouldn't it be appropriate if they all just reached the number two slot. What do you call an angry black man who likes to stick his balls in your mouth? Mr T-Bag So, Michael Jackson is to be cremated, the organisers of the funeral are said to be deeply concerned about the odour whe
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how bout what this guy goes around eating. he loves and admits to eating a lot of animal balls. cheese with maggots. try to watch the show around dinner time. bizarre foods with andrew zimmern
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new smileys....someone actually heard me and cared. i'm almost touched. thank you and i hope the new smileys didnt break the 613 budget and you don't have to open another porn site to pay for them.
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how about some new smiley's. maybe a middle finger without the smiling face. i could get a lot of use out of that one. i understand you all are busy with your bitches and your other porn money making sites but how bout something new. i have been a 613 member for over ten years and i remember you guys long before your balls finally dropped and within that time, i havn't asked for anything much. ju
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I recently came out to my best friend and told him I was gay. He turned his back on me... That was his first mistake.
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i began to go through withdrawals. i spent the down time coming up with a way to bring forth world peace and feed the hungry of the world and just as i was about to hit save plus613 came back on and i said cool a picture of a sunrise and lost the solution to the worlds problems. maybe next time.
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you know i am. why else would i be posting pictures if not for the clicks and counters. being a plus613 poster never gets you any $$$$ or women on here
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how bout the little fckers that after you post a picture they need to post the picture that they posted earlier to show you that you posted a picture they already posted . but seeing as this site is still free or at least free to me cause i send the owners pictures of my feet to yank to, i'm ok with the little problems.
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post some updated pics of everyone. you first
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why can't we upload pictures in the png format? if you try to upload in png the page tells you that its not a format plus613 accepts but then tells you to change your format to jpeg or PNG and try again.
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obama says fuck you your welcome and no you can't blow me
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I went to an STD clinic the other day and all the girls in the waiting room looked filthy! I thought to myself, "I wish my girlfriend was as dirty as some of these girls". Then I remembered, she was, and that's why I was here I used to go out with an English teacher, but she dumped me. She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon. The other day my girlfriend said sh
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I bought a new cat last week and I'm really worried about him. He keeps chasing sticks, pissing up trees and trying to hump my wife's leg. I took him to the vets this morning and it looks like he's suffering from a disease called, "This is a dog you stupid cunt Tsutomu Yamaguchi has been revealed as the only known survivor of both the Hiroshima and Nagasaki atomic bomb attacks. He h
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Two men standing at the bar of a country club. One says, "I'm a country member." Other one says, "Yes, I remember."
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A Terrorist asks the help of timmy, a down syndrome man eager to become a martyr. He gives timmy a small bomb wrapped in tinfoil, he tells him to take it through the police checkpoint and press the red button outside side the market. "If the your asked what it is then tell them its your lunch" timmy agrees, he gets to the Police checkpoint and is searched as usual by the Officer
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How many alcoholics does it take to change a lightbulb? One... Okay, just one more... Maybe a third to be social...May aswell make it a few more now I've missed the last bus... The wife gave me a nice long blow job for Christmas yesterday. I didn't have the heart to tell her that our daughter had got me the same.
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you want me to eat that?
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Why is Santa's sack so full? Because he only comes once a year!
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i got a red message every time i tried to post a message or comment saying your email adress xxxxxxx@xxx.com is banned, use another address or contact plus613. i had to changed email address to be able to ask why i was banned.
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how come my email address got banned from the site and was told to use another address?
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which one and why?
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