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1 year ago
quasi
Just posted a comment on the most recent photo from DK and got a plus 613 is down message but the comment is there. Weird.
Forum: plus613.net
1 year ago
quasi
Does seem faster, though. Weird, but faster.
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1 year ago
quasi
There are a lot of weird pictures on the site. Well, you said weird. I don't think the admins are quite right either.
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2 years ago
quasi
Damn, sorry to hear that, digger. It'll get better - I've been there, done that.
Forum: Everything else / general chatter
4 years ago
quasi
This afternoon I was offered sex by a very hot 25 year old woman. In exchange I would help her by going on different websites and promote some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined the offer because of my high morals and strong willpower. Which is just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented in lemon or vanilla!
Forum: Everything else / general chatter
5 years ago
quasi
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.
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5 years ago
quasi
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked. 'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the la
Forum: Everything else / general chatter
5 years ago
quasi
Okay now.
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5 years ago
quasi
What BlahX3 said.
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5 years ago
quasi
Twice in recent weeks I've commented on photos only to go back later and find the comments are gone. The first time I dismissed it as probably somehow my own error but this time I know it happened with the photo of Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip.
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5 years ago
quasi
So, DK, are you newly unemployed, newly single, or have you no better way to go on holiday?
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5 years ago
quasi
pro_junior Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > pr0n side currently shows Plus logo instead of > porn logo... There's a logo over there? Never noticed.
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6 years ago
quasi
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor went to check on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl wa
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6 years ago
quasi
A man received the following text from his neighbor: I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again. T
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6 years ago
quasi
A drunk man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak. Finally, the drunk replies, No use knocking, there`s no paper in this one either.
Forum: Everything else / general chatter
6 years ago
quasi
No problem keeping your beer cold then.
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6 years ago
quasi
pro_junior Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yep if it's too small you'll hear about it but if > it's too big, not a word lol, pj
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6 years ago
quasi
Yeah, we might get frost here Monday & Tuesday nights. I've lived here 33 years and the coldest I've seen it was 25F or 26F. Saw snow flurries once 24 years ago.
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6 years ago
quasi
You live too far south, pulse. I live at a latitude comparable to the Brisbane area - bet it can get rather warm & humid there as it does here six or seven months of the year. Definitely use the AC a lot, as recently as a couple of days ago.
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6 years ago
quasi
When I refuse to turn on the heat to save electricity, the fingers of my right hand get really cold while working my computer's mouse.
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6 years ago
quasi
One man's trash is another man's treasure.
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6 years ago
quasi
New for 2014………………… Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how t
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6 years ago
quasi
It drowned in Biscayne Bay and drifted out to sea.
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6 years ago
quasi
Better pack a bag, Kim.
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6 years ago
quasi
No worries. Anything I can do to assist just let me know.
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6 years ago
quasi
At the risk of getting in over my head and making a trip to a place I have no desire to go, it's about a two and a half or three hour drive from me. How can I help?
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6 years ago
quasi
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more, say no more.
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6 years ago
quasi
Don't forget to say "poopyhead." That always adds to any debate.
Forum: Politics
6 years ago
quasi
That's politically incorrect. So's this local fishin' hole/party spot.
Forum: Politics
6 years ago
quasi
I think was a Mustang pony.
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