Damn right I hate people who move. Born somewhere, should die there. Or something.

I don't understand "area patriotism". That just seems weird. Yes you're on a site named after something to do with Melbourne. I was born here and grew up here, at least until my (very) early 20s. I've lived elsewhere and sure as fuck don't plan on dying here. .

Here, we'll have a dig at anyone from anywhere else. As a Melbournian it's my duty to crap on people from Adelaide or Sydney, and God help the two headed jerks from across the Bass Straight. The less said about people from Queensland or WA the better. And Kiwis.. well they're right out. But it's always in jest.