Reminds me of the time my buddy and I invested in a portable bungee jumping enterprise..we bought a crane and attached a platform to the mast and we went around to shopping centers and people could bungee jump for a few bucks..we decided to try our luck down and Mexico..we found a mall and got permission to set up in the parking lot..when we were running through our tests to make sure our equipment was safe my buddy jumped to make sure the height of platform was correct..when he came back up I saw some red marks and bruises on his face..I tried to grab him but I missed and he went back down..when he came up again he had even more bruises on his face and arms..I tried again to grab him while shouting, is the platform to low?! Before he could answer he fell back down..he came up a third time and I yelled, what's wrong with our bungees?! He yelled back, I don't know! What the fuck does pin-yatta mean??!!