Sheesh man, lighten up, or to borrow some lines from John Prine that sums it up pretty well:
"Ah but fortunately, I have the key, to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile,
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while,
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone,
No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun" 
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