Brett Farve, after living a full life, passes away. When he got to heaven, God
was showing him around and they came to a modest little house
with a faded Packers' flag in the window.
"This house is yours for eternity, Brett," said God.
"This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Brett felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.
On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just
around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a blue and silver sidewalk, a
50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Dallas Cowboys' flag, and in
every window a Cowboys silver star.
Brett looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be
ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won a Super
Bowl, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."
God said, "So what do you want to know, Brett?"
"Well, why does Tony Romo get a better house than me?"
God chuckled and said, "Brett, that's not Tony Romo's
house...... it's mine!"