Here's a solution
First thing, kill that fuckin snake, then build a fire outta the tree usin her dress for tender & cook her some dinner.
Once her belly's goodn full, feed 'er a generous helpin of tube snake ..... or, skip the 1st 3 steps and just head straight to the fun stuff, wooohoooo
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