Oooh! How about? "Why can't you racist motherfuckers just treat me like the man that I am instead of falling back on stupid ass, unoriginal stereotypes. Furthermore, how many of you dickless cowards would have the balls to say this to a black man's face? Ultimately, I'd bet that it's not even a matter of ignorance but rather that I - the black man - represent the ultimate in masculinity and therefore it makes you feel so damn macho to strike out at a pixilated version of me without any fear of repercussion."