pardon how fucked up this is,
YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
>>
>> by George Carlin
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George
>>Carlin.
>>
>>
>> I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not
>>some mid level
>> governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
>>
>>
>>
>> I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn
>>it!
>>
>>
>> I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you
>>a smart
>> American.
>>
>>
>>
>> I think being a minority does not make you noble or
>>victimized, and does
>> not entitle you to anything.
>>
>>
>>
>> I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it
>>in English.
>>
>>
>> I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
>>
>>
>>
>> I think that being a student doesn't give you any more
>>enlightenment than
>> working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing
>>the bill to
>> put your pansy ass through 4 years plus of college, you
>>haven't begun to
>> be enlightened.
>>
>>
>>
>> I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when
>>and where
>> they want to.
>>
>>
>>
>> My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever
>>canceled
>> Jerry Springer.
>>
>>
>>
>> I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
>>
>>
>>
>> I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing
>>about it.
>>
>>
>> I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those
>>experts now, when
>> I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying,
>>paying,
>> paying?
>>
>>
>>
>> I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander
>>forty years In
>> the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't
>>burned any witches
>> or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So,
>>shut-the-Hell-up
>> already.
>>
>>
>>
>> I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend
>>Jesse Jackson
>> practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part
>>of the
>> problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?
>>
>>
>>
>> I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if
>>you're
>> running from them.
>>
>>
>>
>> I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if
>>you're breaking
>> the law, regardless of what color you are.
>>
>>
>>
>> And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers
>>license. I think
>> it's good.....and I'm proud that "God" is written on my
>>money.
>>
>>
>> I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I
>>don't want you
>> deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in
>>the world for
>> the next four years.
>>
>>
>>
>> I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying
>>to sell me
>> crap or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their
>>cause. These
>> people should be targets.
>>
>>
>>
>> I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it
>>takes two
>> parents.
>>
>>
>>
>> And what the hell is going on with gas prices ... again?
>>
>>
>>
>> If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD
>>American.