Posted by: pro_junior [x] - (Moderator)
Date: April 11, 2020 05:15AM
So I've been drinking nothing but distilled water for about 6 months and eating tons of radishes..also doing a lot of meditating and I've finally succeeded in decalcifing my pineal gland and I've got all my chakras lined up I've been able to access some repressed memories of some of my previous lifetimes and I've been able to piece this all it turns out the planet we are on is a factory farm. The alien ranchers are culling the herd before they come for the main the spaceships are gonna come and take us all to another planet and feed us to some other alien species..except for fossil they'll put him in their zoo. Also the lizard people are in on all this too but I haven't figured out their involvement exactly yet.
Posted by: pulse [x] - (Moderator)
Date: April 11, 2020 10:16AM
Probably also should keep away from ol' Bling Bling's crack pipe smiling smiley
Posted by: woberto [x] - (162.158.255.---)
Date: April 12, 2020 03:10AM
The human race is the superior virus on planet Earth, it will prevail.
Until it has killed it's host of course.
Which might be coupla-hunderd thousand years from now.
Posted by: woberto [x] - (172.69.135.---)
Date: May 19, 2020 11:59AM
Woman, grab your children, run and hide.
Don't let it catch up with you.
You gotta fight it to stay alive,
and if it gets you, man, you're through.

It smells so rotten and rank.
Well, everybody calls it the squank.

It's sick, depressin, gettin' bigger all the time.
Don't help it any way you can.
It's grey and brown and sometimes lime
and it's spreadin' all over the land.

And soon we'll be all breathin' out of tanks
if somethin' ain't done about the squank.

The meanest thing the world's ever bred
by me and you and my kinfold too.
A monster can't live unless it's fed,
and it's being fed by me and you.
And soon it's gonna leave the world blank,
and we'll all be erased by the squank.
Posted by: Mrkim [x] - (172.69.69.---)
Date: July 12, 2020 03:46AM
Meh, fuckit, why not. Here's one from the stash


Nicotine, caffeine and alcohol,
Fuels of sorts
Chunk in tasty morsels
as another source


Early morning caffineations flow into watery afternoons
an occasional Monster
graces the day

Could be 12:30, 4:30
or just a place the clock chooses to rest

Tilt the bottle, give it a 5 count
Add fruit juices, your choice,
Water will even do in a pinch

There will be rum
As sure as the sun rises, and sets
Rum:30, rum:30

Posted by: Rabid Fartman [x] - (172.69.34.---)
Date: August 18, 2020 11:58AM
I like Chicken
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