Generic Names for Viagra
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic
For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name
of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is also call
Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and
of course, Ibepokin.
announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to
literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call
this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of
"cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink".
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast
implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.
that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky
boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do