There are much worse rides at Wal-Mart...
Anyway, I was in the chekout and the young woman in front of me was paying for frozen dinners, old ladies type panties, watermellon, cat food & ice cream.
She caught me looking at her stuff and I said "You must be single".
"Why yes!" she replied. "Can you tell that by the things I buy?"
"No" I said "I say that because you're fuckin' ugly".