Another real life experience joke:
Workin at a cement plant years ago my foreman was a rather large guy named Larry with a decidedly different sense humor.
One night when we were pullin the midnight shift Larry decided to pull a joke on LD, our electrician.
Larry had located a flesh colored silicone dildo and inserted a welding rod into it, bent it slightly to give it a bit of an arch, then bent a crook in the end where the rod protruded out of it to act as a crank handle to make it rotate when he cranked it.
LD was on his knees with the door open on an electrical cabinet workin on it and Larry was standing behind him, checkin out his progress.
Larry slips the dildo into his overalls, unzips his fly and has the dildo hangin out right behind LDs head as LD was workin away on the problem at hand, payin no attention at all to what Larry was doin.
Larry takes his hand and starts rotating the dildo with the crank handle and says "Oh, LD I need a lil help with this".
LD dudn miss a beat and says "I'll be right with ya boss as soon as I get this sorted out."
Larry says again "LD, man I really need a lil help man, and I need it now." all the while still crankin away on his handle with the silicone dildo just behind LDs head.
LD figures, what the hell, he better see what Larry needs and turns his head to see this monster dildo right in front of his face!
LD instantly jumps up and back and tells Larry "Let me give you some ROOM for that motherfucker!!".
Lotsa crazy goins on I remember about that place, but that one stands out for sure