My favorite prayer;
"Lord, please help me to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am"

i like that one. but i'll have to plug in..cat

You can´t "plug in" a cat. The cat thinks you are a slave. My cat sees me as the thing that opens doors for him, feeds him, cleans him (I use a brush, I refuse to lick his balls, he has to do that himself), help fight the other cats in the garden (=our= teritory), and get up every morning between 5 & 7 so he can go out for a shit. So you cannot replace dog with cat.

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er, sot/cot

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Note to self: do not post while drunk.

hey gruff, let me see if i can help you with that?
dog
cog
cot
cat

or:
dog
dot
cot
cat

or:
dog
hog
hat
cat

or:
dog
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bag
bat
cat

or:...
dog
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cog
cot
cat
car
splat

forgot to put hag in the middle of the third one..

i think my cat thinks he's a dog, he follows me everywhere.he loves car rides, sticks his head out the window. he jumps in the shower and gets drenched every time i take one. he's always happy to see me when i get home. he has several dog friends he plays with. he's a dog in a cat suit i believe.

*WANTED*

Picture of cat.

Although the admin are adminant (!haha) that pictures of live cats are boring, let´s see your pu... cat.

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Holy crap! I remember that cat from my childhood! It was in 1834 I first saw that cat!

Is that a time travelling cat or a really old cat, like me?

Do you come from the future, AlexCoppass? You talk funny.

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thanx a shitload for that

and what? the book is about time travel? Funny because if I could go back in time I would not only kill 8 mil jews but everyone else too.

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my fedora os is from future i just was looking thru /lib and the inodes was saying last modified 2023 'cept for . and ..

At last, some real proof. The date on my watch says the 14th. The evidence is mounting.

Unfortunately, Nadejda, I am trapped in the year =3006= ! And yet, everything I write on a one-thousand year old Mac appears in the year =2006= as if I were really there (that´s =here= to you). So if I can get my time travel apparatus to work again, it was damaged by monkeys with incredible telepathic abilities and lazy lazer eyes upon arrival here (to you that´s =there= ), I should be able to travel back. I´ll be arriving in the year 1999 when you were younger and (note to self) let´s face facts, prettier, and when I get there (here!), providing the monkeys and the 613Cult of Worship allow me to leave at all, I´ll most likely be looking for a loose east european girl with whom to pass the time in a carnal manner not seen here since DE54Hut (it´s that new calendar again, sorry) and by that I mean to say I would want to fuck you. If you have access to a patented UPS Tiny Pony Time Delivery Device and can use their service to send me a bunch of bananas and the mummified body of Pulse, oh! and a 2mm thick rubber gasket with 24mm diameter, I´ll reimburse you when I arrive back. But remember, future money will not work in the past, so you will have to support me for a year or so until I stop smoking weed and get a job. Or write a novel. I know you were probably just looking to leave Ukraine for a better life in the West, I have met many like you when I lived in Norway, 2006, but I think this is the best offer you are likely to get. I know you would probably be happy with a couple of kids sired by a Norwegian peasant as long as it leads to a passport but, really, it´s not that great here! Taxes are high. Not that it could be worse than Ukraine, I suppose. Funnily enough, I actually met a Nidia from Ukraine but it wasn´t you, she had a different face, and was =younger=. So I´ll see you in 1999, then? I´ll have quite a lot of tinfoil on my head and I´ll be dressed in a suitably futureistic fashion (sic), try not to mistaken me for a crazy drunk when we meet, I can´t get petrol for the time machine V8, so I´ll most likely be carrying a vodka bottle.
sincerely yours, zxz555.

Thanks to the Admin for deleteing the spam but now my comment to Nadadja the russian whore makes no sense at all.

John Titor used a GE time machine.

mine is a maytag

when you get there, you're a bit dizzy

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Perhaps Iran needs nuclear weapons for self-defense? No. Iran already bullies the Middle East with its huge conventional army. No country threatens Iran.

Since the eighth-century jihad and the Ottoman army at the gates of Vienna, the West has never been exposed to such threat. Iran’s several nuclear bombs can inflict more damage on America than the World War II. Never before the Islamic fundamentalists who hate the West and dream of attacking it had military might of apocalyptic dimensions. Are you crazy to doubt they will use the bomb?

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What do you think about current event in the Near East?
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So, phrixxion, your talk about the Almighty and sinuses makes me think that the big bang was actually God sneezing and we're all just tiny globs of snot that have been blasted through time, but when we die God just snorts us back up again? You're sick.

But wait! If we're all made in God's image as the Judeo-Christians believe, and if we're all just boogers, then God must be an Almighty Booger!

Thanks a lot; now I won't be able to sleep for a week thinking about this.

Got a tissue?

you get a green +