Posted by: Anonymous [x] - (69.4.229.---)
Date: December 02, 2005 08:57AM
My favorite prayer;
"Lord, please help me to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am"
Posted by: fossil_digger [x] - (69.4.229.---)
Date: December 03, 2005 05:31AM
i like that one. but i'll have to plug in..cat
Posted by: zxz555 [x] - (69.4.229.---)
Date: December 04, 2005 10:50AM
You can´t "plug in" a cat. The cat thinks you are a slave. My cat sees me as the thing that opens doors for him, feeds him, cleans him (I use a brush, I refuse to lick his balls, he has to do that himself), help fight the other cats in the garden (=our= teritory), and get up every morning between 5 & 7 so he can go out for a shit. So you cannot replace dog with cat.
Posted by: gruff [x] - (69.4.229.---)
Date: December 04, 2005 05:54PM
dog
sot
cot
cat
Posted by: gruff [x] - (69.4.229.---)
Date: December 04, 2005 05:54PM
er, sot/cot
Posted by: gruff [x] - (69.4.229.---)
Date: December 04, 2005 05:55PM
er, sot/dot

Note to self: do not post while drunk.
Posted by: pro_junior [x] - (69.4.229.---)
Date: December 04, 2005 08:15PM
hey gruff, let me see if i can help you with that?
dog
cog
cot
cat

or:
dog
dot
cot
cat

or:
dog
hog
hat
cat

or:
dog
bog
bag
bat
cat

or:...
dog
log
cog
cot
cat
car
splat
Posted by: pro_junior [x] - (69.4.229.---)
Date: December 04, 2005 08:16PM
forgot to put hag in the middle of the third one..
Posted by: fossil_digger [x] - (69.4.229.---)
Date: December 04, 2005 09:39PM
i think my cat thinks he's a dog, he follows me everywhere.he loves car rides, sticks his head out the window. he jumps in the shower and gets drenched every time i take one. he's always happy to see me when i get home. he has several dog friends he plays with. he's a dog in a cat suit i believe.
Posted by: zxz555 [x] - (69.4.229.---)
Date: January 25, 2006 10:27PM
*WANTED*

Picture of cat.

Although the admin are adminant (!haha) that pictures of live cats are boring, let´s see your pu... cat.
Posted by: fossil_digger [x] - (69.4.229.---)
Date: January 27, 2006 01:03AM
'http://www.plus613.com/image/23284'>
Posted by: VeryOldMan [x] - (69.4.229.---)
Date: May 03, 2006 03:34PM
Holy crap! I remember that cat from my childhood! It was in 1834 I first saw that cat!

Is that a time travelling cat or a really old cat, like me?
Posted by: zxz555 [x] - (69.4.229.---)
Date: May 09, 2006 07:55AM
Do you come from the future, AlexCoppass? You talk funny.
Posted by: shaDEz [x] - (69.4.229.---)
Date: May 25, 2006 12:07PM
here it is reformatted
[appft1.uspto.gov]
Posted by: shaDEz [x] - (69.4.229.---)
Date: May 29, 2006 09:31PM
thanx a shitload for that
Posted by: zxz555 [x] - (69.4.229.---)
Date: June 10, 2006 07:06PM
and what? the book is about time travel? Funny because if I could go back in time I would not only kill 8 mil jews but everyone else too.
Posted by: zxz555 [x] - (69.4.229.---)
Date: June 12, 2006 06:07PM
In the future I won´t be so gullible as to click on your lame links. In the past, either. I have learned the secrets of time travel!

Visit my site: [www.suckthemotherfuckinjuiceoutamyass.com]
Posted by: shaDEz [x] - (69.4.229.---)
Date: June 13, 2006 09:14AM
my fedora os is from future i just was looking thru /lib and the inodes was saying last modified 2023 'cept for . and ..
Posted by: zxz555 [x] - (69.4.229.---)
Date: June 13, 2006 11:19AM
At last, some real proof. The date on my watch says the 14th. The evidence is mounting.
Posted by: zxz555 [x] - (69.4.229.---)
Date: June 21, 2006 09:58AM
Unfortunately, Nadejda, I am trapped in the year =3006= ! And yet, everything I write on a one-thousand year old Mac appears in the year =2006= as if I were really there (that´s =here= to you). So if I can get my time travel apparatus to work again, it was damaged by monkeys with incredible telepathic abilities and lazy lazer eyes upon arrival here (to you that´s =there= ), I should be able to travel back. I´ll be arriving in the year 1999 when you were younger and (note to self) let´s face facts, prettier, and when I get there (here!), providing the monkeys and the 613Cult of Worship allow me to leave at all, I´ll most likely be looking for a loose east european girl with whom to pass the time in a carnal manner not seen here since DE54Hut (it´s that new calendar again, sorry) and by that I mean to say I would want to fuck you. If you have access to a patented UPS Tiny Pony Time Delivery Device and can use their service to send me a bunch of bananas and the mummified body of Pulse, oh! and a 2mm thick rubber gasket with 24mm diameter, I´ll reimburse you when I arrive back. But remember, future money will not work in the past, so you will have to support me for a year or so until I stop smoking weed and get a job. Or write a novel. I know you were probably just looking to leave Ukraine for a better life in the West, I have met many like you when I lived in Norway, 2006, but I think this is the best offer you are likely to get. I know you would probably be happy with a couple of kids sired by a Norwegian peasant as long as it leads to a passport but, really, it´s not that great here! Taxes are high. Not that it could be worse than Ukraine, I suppose. Funnily enough, I actually met a Nidia from Ukraine but it wasn´t you, she had a different face, and was =younger=. So I´ll see you in 1999, then? I´ll have quite a lot of tinfoil on my head and I´ll be dressed in a suitably futureistic fashion (sic), try not to mistaken me for a crazy drunk when we meet, I can´t get petrol for the time machine V8, so I´ll most likely be carrying a vodka bottle.
sincerely yours, zxz555.
Posted by: zxz555 [x] - (69.4.229.---)
Date: June 23, 2006 03:48PM
Thanks to the Admin for deleteing the spam but now my comment to Nadadja the russian whore makes no sense at all.
Posted by: Anonymous [x] - (69.4.229.---)
Date: July 28, 2006 07:41PM
John Titor used a GE time machine.
Posted by: fossil_digger [x] - (69.4.229.---)
Date: August 02, 2006 03:15PM
mine is a maytag
Posted by: fossil_digger [x] - (69.4.229.---)
Date: August 03, 2006 09:33PM
when you get there, you're a bit dizzy
Posted by: Sheila_from_Israel [x] - (69.4.229.---)
Date: August 06, 2006 02:05PM
While you are reading this, the Iranian reactor produces enriched bomb-grade uranium. Terrorists can deliver that bomb to your city, and it can kill you and your children. Yet the government does nothing.

Do we demand violence? Not in any common sense. Similarly, police use force to arrest criminals in order to stop violence.

But Iran is not a criminal? Wrong. Iran has proven malicious intent. Iran, under the current regime, conducted many terrorist bombings in the West, and sponsors deadly terrorists. Iranian leaders repeatedly called for fight against the United States and annihilation of Israel.

Perhaps Iran needs nuclear weapons for self-defense? No. Iran already bullies the Middle East with its huge conventional army. No country threatens Iran.

Since the eighth-century jihad and the Ottoman army at the gates of Vienna, the West has never been exposed to such threat. Iran’s several nuclear bombs can inflict more damage on America than the World War II. Never before the Islamic fundamentalists who hate the West and dream of attacking it had military might of apocalyptic dimensions. Are you crazy to doubt they will use the bomb?

We call on the United States: Do not hesitate. Protect your people. Protect your allies. Destroy the Iranian reactor!

To sign the petition, visit [terrorismisrael.com]

Posted by: Bilbo [x] - (69.4.229.---)
Date: August 06, 2006 09:18PM
What do you think about current event in the Near East?
How long will this conflict be lasting? Are you for or against Israel's position?
Posted by: fossil_digger [x] - (69.4.229.---)
Date: August 14, 2006 01:44AM
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hot me russian pussy
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Posted by: zxz555 [x] - (83.108.50.---)
Date: October 13, 2006 08:42AM
I´ll see you all some time in the future...

www.walterzeichner.com/thezfiles/timetravel.html

[www.plus613.com]
the finger smiley
Posted by: quasi [x] - (64.215.250.---)
Date: November 03, 2006 08:48PM
So, phrixxion, your talk about the Almighty and sinuses makes me think that the big bang was actually God sneezing and we're all just tiny globs of snot that have been blasted through time, but when we die God just snorts us back up again? You're sick.

But wait! If we're all made in God's image as the Judeo-Christians believe, and if we're all just boogers, then God must be an Almighty Booger!

Thanks a lot; now I won't be able to sleep for a week thinking about this.

Got a tissue?
Posted by: shaDEz [x] - (24.99.165.---)
Date: November 03, 2006 11:03PM
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