Life as an animal must be great. Even when economic realities force a move from deli meats to the more mundane salami and bologna, the donkeys, goats, dogs and cats diet remains constant .... I wanna come back as a cat in the next cosmic go-round
after sending a text message to all of my cell phone contact numbers I realized auto-correct spell-check changed my message from
Happy Easter Everyone to I have a yeast infection
I heard that. Living in the sticks is a good thing mostly. I had to move from an area that had 687 people with the closest "city" at 2050 to a city that has 9989 people at last muster. I did manage to find a place on the very edge of town that is still quite pretty and close to the beach. It's nice here. Still too many damn people though.
Also living in the sticks would drive me batty. Smallest place I've ever lived was 100k people, Melbourne has near 4 million and I'm about 3 miles from the centre of it.
The car broke down on the way home yesterdee so I had to thumb a ride. A cat in a 60 Beetle finally stopped and I said "Thanks, but I'd rather keep pumpin the shoe leather express!"
Using my time machines I fast forwarded a week ahead so I could get the next winning lottery numbers. Now I have 'em and can't figure out the programming to make it go back to last week