I'm starting a one word story thread. Please try and keep it clean.
Rules are you respond to this thread with one word that helps tell a story.
You can only respond to someone else.
I'll start off:
Story so far:
Once toad had herpes. They ate darkklown until pulse kissed klowns toe while balancing both bottles from both penises. 'supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!' they sawed each finger on a table where Bush drove us deep unless he nails paris or condi today.
Tommorrow we conquer his sheep farm where all females eat uncensured virgin cheese fingered dinner rolls which fuck with extraordinary yeast confections and remarkably discusting macabre goats wearing marshmellow teddies for dinner and never quite remembered who farted.
flamboyant flamingos flawlessly they accessorize ancient fossils of Australia exponentially decreasing, whereas unemployment increased my flushed fingernail painting of agueing snotnosed pedestrians being pummeled relentlessly while fornicating horses at budwiesers shit hole once forgotten forever despite anoymous spelling conspiracy theories.
without salad tosser being semi coherant indulging weiner schnitzels touching himself softly when armadillos explode orgasmicly.
Though dillo-jizz isn't transparent unless ideological uselessness fabricated once viscous adherance inhibited crosstown traffic Jimmy. Jim-jimminy went crickets 'cause of beast's inadequacy to lick himself as he should lick ice-cream from hasselhoff's armpit. Although hairless apes and crack differ underneath trees when zxz555 sucks his pillow, lactating presumptuously through technology`s collapse therefore alleviating discomfort, inspiring odors from iridescent fishes stools , chairs loungers and other shit.
Fossil fuckin' trees petrified weekly knotted daily perforated tears and coagulated tampons floated effortlessly upon glistening snaught snausages shoved anally with his scissors glistening toward salvation while a necrophiliac and orlando399 pounded away with buttplugs coated in fromunda fossil's wonderful breasts that he paid misty to express nothing sexually cause fossil couldnt get it satisfied from woberto's herring pierced toungue sliced pears from orlando's hairy nutsack like josey wales incarnate zombie. so lando shaved her moustache flatulently amid a bushel of freshly cut merkin. then suddenly fossil licked Beast's left wing
(stuff cut out here coz it made no sense.. like the above does!)
Edited 9 time(s). Last edit at 04/01/2008 05:33AM by DarkKlown.