Stiffler - Hero of the Universe

Posted by: gruff [x] - (216.231.34.---)
Date: January 07, 2005 08:35AM
Title says it all.
Posted by: Stiffler [x] - (216.231.34.---)
Date: January 08, 2005 07:33PM
I seem to have pissed you off somehow. Care to enlighten me.
Posted by: gruff [x] - (216.231.34.---)
Date: January 08, 2005 08:48PM
I'm that old Anonymouse. I just love seeing the name "Stiffler" up in bright lights! Three cheers for Stiffler everybody!
Posted by: Stiffler [x] - (216.231.34.---)
Date: January 09, 2005 03:56AM
Ahh, it all makes sense to me now and here I was ready for a knock down drag 'em out venom spitting stand off with some new wind bag jerk off on this site trying to call me out. Now that I know it's you I'm glad I took the more diligent approach as I find you, as opposed to most others on this site, actually have at least some semblance of intelligence judging by your comments on the various uploads. I am kinda disappointed though, I was actually looking forward to it. Anyway, why the name change? Are you trying to throw me off?
Posted by: gruff [x] - (216.231.34.---)
Date: January 09, 2005 11:00PM
I figured I'd get legit. There was another Anonymouse. But I was heartbroken - the name "Stiffler" was already taken!
Posted by: Stiffler [x] - (216.231.34.---)
Date: January 10, 2005 02:24AM
Yeah, it's a shame there can only be one of me. Nonetheless the sun will still rise in the morning, although you wouldn't know it where I live.
Posted by: gruff [x] - (216.231.34.---)
Date: January 10, 2005 02:34AM
STIFF-LER! STIFF-LER! STIFF-LER!
Posted by: Anonymous [x] - (216.231.34.---)
Date: January 12, 2005 10:31AM
I'd like to know what processes you used in choosing the name 'Stiffler'. Are you a fan of the character in the movie; is it your nickname in real life...? Merely curious, is all.
Posted by: gruff [x] - (216.231.34.---)
Date: January 14, 2005 07:57AM
What movie is "Stiffler" from?
Posted by: Stiffler [x] - (216.231.34.---)
Date: January 19, 2005 03:48AM
I actually chose another log in name at first, but that was already used and the Stiffler reference comes from some people in the industry that I work in.
In Canada, where I'm from we mostly play hockey but there is another more social sport that we have called curling. Anyway the industry I work in has a curling league and every year we make the four hour trek north of Vancouver to a town called Vernon where we have an annual curling tournament (aka bonspiel). It's mostly a four day party interrupted by some curling and the first year I went I quoted something from the character in the movie that got a good laugh from people and the name has stuck ever since.
Posted by: gruff [x] - (216.231.34.---)
Date: January 19, 2005 04:25AM
curling is the fucking shit. my respect for Stiffler knows no bounds.
Posted by: gruff [x] - (216.231.34.---)
Date: January 19, 2005 04:27AM
google "stiffler" and your +613 uploads page is like #4! way to go Stiffler!
Posted by: Stiffler [x] - (216.231.34.---)
Date: January 19, 2005 10:23PM
Your own forum post is #5. Way to go gruff!
Posted by: geezer [x] - (216.231.34.---)
Date: January 23, 2005 08:49AM
Great...now that you got that all queered up, maybe you can wipe the brown stains offa each others noses.
Posted by: DevilDog [x] - (216.231.34.---)
Date: January 23, 2005 09:13AM
No kidding. You two should meet and make little Stiffies.
Posted by: Anonymous [x] - (216.231.34.---)
Date: January 26, 2005 08:08PM
Eat a dick old man.
Posted by: Anonymous [x] - (216.231.34.---)
Date: February 04, 2005 01:08AM
I can pretend to be someone else, too, Anon.
Posted by: gruff [x] - (216.231.34.---)
Date: February 06, 2005 05:55AM
If you're already anonymous, how can you be pretending to be someone "else"? It's logically absurd.
Posted by: Anonymous [x] - (216.231.34.---)
Date: February 06, 2005 11:51AM
Well, it doesn't take a detective to figure out that you were the first anon telling DevilDog to "eat a dick old man".
Posted by: gruff [x] - (216.231.34.---)
Date: February 06, 2005 06:20PM
Yes but that's only because I was posting from a different terminal and forgot to log in as "gruff". It's an irrelevant detail.
Posted by: Anonymous [x] - (216.231.34.---)
Date: February 12, 2005 02:47PM
the reason he uses stiffler is because he can't spell all that well what he really tried to type was sniffler.HE'S a real cry baby.
Posted by: Anonymous [x] - (216.231.34.---)
Date: February 12, 2005 02:51PM
give them Hell devildog and geezer.
Posted by: gruff [x] - (216.231.34.---)
Date: February 12, 2005 10:04PM
Did your mother teach you how to suck men's balls or did you learn on the streets?
Posted by: gruff [x] - (216.231.34.---)
Date: February 12, 2005 10:05PM
That's a serious question BTW.
Posted by: Stiffler [x] - (216.231.34.---)
Date: February 13, 2005 01:08AM
Whats with all these numb nut anonymous posters anyway. Maybe you can explain this to me 229133. Why don't you get yourself a handle we can recognize. Are you scared some hackers gonna find out who you are. I mean It's not like I'm gonna come through your monitor and push your nose out of the back of your head or something. You're in the safety of your own home. By the way I checked out your uploads page, seems to me you have nothing better to do but sit in front of your computer all day tuggin on your junk, and thats just on this site. Probably haven't even been laid in the new millenium. Tell me I'm wrong, I'm man enough to admit it, too bad for you I don't think I am. Shit stains like you are nothing but a waste of valuable server space and should be treated as such. Go ahead and comment back, I love to spit venom at little stool packers like yourself.
Posted by: Anonymous [x] - (216.231.34.---)
Date: February 13, 2005 02:38AM
hit a nerve sniffler? get all the pussy I want,happily married probably longer than you've been on this earth,own my on home(paid for,as not one fucking dime owed on it)3 acres of land that it sits own.retired at the age of 51.you just a little wantabe,grow up.just love to screw with your head,something to do till around the middle of april when I start saltwater fishing.so get off your ass go out and find yourself a woman(thats if you,re into women,excuse me if otherwise.
Posted by: DevilDog [x] - (216.231.34.---)
Date: February 13, 2005 09:16AM
Well I guess at I am an old 27 year old gruff. Your a little to much into each other not to be pole smokers. Who taught you to suck mens balls gruff? You must be doing a good job with stiffler! And Anon 225119 seems to be doing pretty well there sniffler.

Ok guys you where acting a little gay there for awhile and you have to admitt it!
Posted by: Stiffler [x] - (216.231.34.---)
Date: February 13, 2005 07:36PM
OK anon 22.... whatever number you're logged in as today if you were retired at 51 I don't know how old you are today but whatever it is aren't people like you supposed to be setting the example for youngsters like me in between your hip replacements. As for the little wannabe remark you stick to that story. I prefer will be. I'm in my late twenties, own my own successful business and will have my home and property paid for in five more years. With as hard as it is for young people to get ahead in todays world I think I'm far ahead of your past schedule. By the time I'm your age if I'm sitting at a computer all day, screwing with peoples heads as you put it, while waiting for months at a time to go by so I can go fishing then I invite you, if your still ON THIS EARTH, to put a gun to my head and pull the trigger. What a waste.
DevilDog, where does that name come from? Are you trying to sound cool or tough or is it some sort of desperate attempt to make up for your actual lack of manhood.
Now who's screwing with who's head here?
Posted by: geezer [x] - (216.231.34.---)
Date: February 14, 2005 04:53AM
I just want to know something. Why in the hell are you two, meaning Gruff and Stiffler, treating this forum like its a chat site? Do you guys plan to meet somewhere between Canada and wherever the hell Gruff's from? It really sounds that way. And btw, gruff, your mom taught me how to suck balls at the asian whore house she operates and penetrates.
Posted by: Stiffler [x] - (216.231.34.---)
Date: February 15, 2005 02:59AM
Geezer if you go back far enough through the pages of porn in the gallery you might see that this all started because of some sarcasm pointed in my direction by gruff. I see by your asian whore house comment that you know what sarcasm is. That is what started this forum post, it's gruffs form of retaliatory sarcasm. If you're smart enough to read between the lines from the earlier posts on this forum topic then you might see the sarcasm that exists in those comments going back and forth. Other than that I have no idea who or what a gruff is and nor do I care. I do my best not to provoke others but if somebody finds it amusing to send some smart ass comment my way, like yourself, don't act surprised when I send one back. As has happned with Mr anonymous 22... whatever a few posts ago spewing out his gripping life story of unrivalled success and life in the fast lane that I'm apparently suppose to be the envy of. Judging by his lack of a rebuttal maybe he's gone away. Too bad really as I like to have fun with schmucks like that. Where are you oh anonymous one? Are you hiding behind a new anonymous number? Sinister fiend!!!

SARCASM; A form of verbal irony in which apparent praise is actually harshly or bitterly critical.
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