WHITE GUILT IS DEAD
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> > By Tom Adkins
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> > Look at my fellow conservatives! There they go, glumly shuffling along,
> > depressed by the election aftermath. Not me. I'm virtually euphoric. Don't
> > get me wrong. I'm not thrilled with America's flirtation with neo
> > socialism.
> > But there's a massive silver lining in those magical clouds that lofted
> > Barak Obama to the Presidency. For today, without a shred of
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> > legitimate opposition, I can loudly proclaim to America: The Era of White
> > Guilt is over.
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> > This seemingly impossible event occurred because the vast majority of
> > white
> > Americans didn't give a fluff about skin color, and enthusiastically
> > pulled
> > the voting lever for a black man. Not just any black man. A very liberal
> > black man who spent his early career race-hustling banks, praying in a
> > racist church for 20 years, and actively worked with America-hating
> > domestic
> > terrorists. Wow! Some resume! Yet they made Barak Obama their leader.
> > Therefore, as of Nov 4th, 2008, white guilt is dead.
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> > For over a century, the millstone of white guilt hung around our necks,
> > retribution for slave-owning predecessors. In the 60s, American liberals
> > began yanking that millstone while sticking a fork in the eye of black
> > Americans, exacerbating the racial divide to extort a socialist solution.
> > But if a black man can become President, exactly what significant barrier
> > is
> > left? The election of Barak Obama absolutely destroys the entire
> > validation
> > of liberal white guilt. The dragon is hereby slain.
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> > So today, I'm feeling a little "uppity," if you will. From this day
> > forward,
> > my tolerance level for having my skin color hustled is now exactly ZERO.
> > And
> > it's time to clean house. No more Reverend Wright's "God Damn America," Al
> > Sharpton's Church of Perpetual Victimization, or Jesse Jackson's rainbow
> > racism. Cornell West? You're a fraud. Go home. All those "black studies"
> > programs that taught kids to hate whitey? You must now thank Whitey. And I
> > want that on the final.
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> > Congressional Black Caucus? Irrelevant. Maxine Waters? Shut up. ACORN?
> > Outlawed. Black Panthers? Go home and pet your kitty. Black separatists?
> > Find another nation that offers better dreams. Go ahead. I'm waiting.
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> > Gangsta rappers? Start praising America. Begin with the Pledge of
> > Allegiance. And please.no more ebonics. Speak English, and who knows where
> > you might end up? Oh, yeah.pull up your pants. Your underwear is showing.
> > You look stupid.
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> > To those Eurosnots who forged entire careers hating America? I'm still
> > waiting for the first black French President.
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> > And let me offer an equal opportunity whupping. I've always despised lazy
> > white people. Now, I can talk smack about lazy black people. You're poor
> > because you quit school, did drugs, had three kids with three different
> > fathers, and refuse to work. So when you plop your Colt 45-swilling, Oprah
> > watchin' butt on the couch and complain "Da Man is keepin' me down," allow
> > me to inform you: Da Man is now black. You have no excuses.
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> > No more quotas. No more handouts. No more stealing my money because
> > someone's great-great-great-great grandparents suffered actual pain and
> > misery at the hands of people I have no relation to, and personally
> > revile.
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> > It's time to toss that massive, obsolete race-hustle machine upon the heap
> > of the other stupid 60s ideas. Drag it over there, by wife swapping, next
> > to
> > dope-smoking. Plenty of room right between free love and cop-killing.
> > Careful.don't trip on streaking. There ya go, don't be gentle. Just dump
> > it.
> > Wash your hands. It's filthy.
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> > In fact, Obama's ascension created a gargantuan irony. How can you sell
> > class envy and American unfairness when you and your black wife went to
> > Ivy
> > League schools, got high-paying jobs, became millionaires, bought a
> > mansion,
> > and got elected President? How unfair is that??? Now, Like a delicious
> > O'Henry tale, Obama's spread-the-wealth campaign rendered itself moot by
> > it's own victory! America is officially a meritocracy. Obama's election
> > has
> > validated American conservatism!
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> > So, listen carefully.Wham!!!
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> > That's the sound of my foot kicking the door shut on the era of white
> > guilt.
> > The rites have been muttered, the carcass lowered, dirt shoveled, and
> > tombstone erected. White guilt is dead and buried.
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> > However, despite my glee, there's apparently one small, rabid bastion of
> > American racism remaining. Black Americans voted 96% for Barak Obama.
> > Hmmm.
> > In a color-blind world, shouldn't that be 50-50? Tonight, every black
> > person
> > should ask forgiveness for their apparent racism and prejudice towards
> > white
> > people. Maybe it's time to start spreading the guilt around.
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> > Tom Adkins is the publisher of [
commonconservative.com]
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