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	hillary
	obama
	old whats-his-name
	giant douche
	turd sandwich
	pepsi cola

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at least you dont have to register for this vote...



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/03/2008 03:34AM by pro_junior.

Where is the "I like Pepsi Cola better!" option!?!?

better?

John mcain

Yes thank you, now I can vote honestly

kinky friedman

My dog.

I'm voting for Ross Perot.

I was approached by Karl Rove to run against McCain as a write in, but my position is already taken by Cheney/Bush.......

Vote for Cap Fendig!

your americanist politik is very so corruptical i not a vote for no-one of these bastards.

i votes the douche. clean the anus for happenis



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 16/03/2008 09:00PM by zxz555.

MrKim in '08!

Both Obama and Clinton need donations and aid those dollars to have DEMS represent the 50 States ! 25 dollars or smaller donations to have Liberals : WIN !

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A letter from Senator Bob.


After long and serious thought, I have decided to endorse Senator John McCain for President. I have always voted for the person and have not voted for anyone because some political party was telling me who I should vote for.

We all know the choices by now and, that said, I do believe that the process of selecting a chief executive is deeply flawed. The words "money" and "special intersts" come to mind, among many others.

Here's the way I see it:

Barack O bama, you are a fine public speaker. You are also an extremely liberal Senator from the State of Illinois, which has a long and rich history of political corruption of the first magnitude. You are indeed a child of that system.

You have finally insulted my intelligence far beyond my capacity to tolerate your insults. It has nothing at all to do with your skin color. As a matter of fact, it would be so COOL to finally have an African-American for President. What a great statement that would be to the entire world that we are indeed the greatest country on earth!

But, unfortunately, General Colin Powell is not running, and YOU are NOT the man for this job !

Barack baby, you want me to believe that you have never heard the sermons of your own pastor, the Right Reverend "God Damn America" Jeremiah Wright. It is a matter of record that this has been your churc h for over 20 years. It is a matter of record that you were married there by this very pastor, and that your children were baptized there.

The good Reverend saw fit to visit Khadafy in Libya with you and to give a lifetime achievement award to Louis Farrakhan, of all people.

We have all now seen excerpts of his sermons all over the airwaves by now And you have publicly stated that this man IS your "spiritual mentor".

BUT, your pastor is NOT the reason I am NOT voting for you. His words were disturbing enough, but it is your own HUGE church congregation, seen jumping, hooting and howling to his words in the background that disturb me the most. And please don't tell me you attended church there and never once heard a "discouraging word" in the 20 years you attended there. Don't tell me, that in addition to the good reverend, that you are now not having anyt hing to do with all those other people seen hooting and howling out in the audience in the background of his fiery tirades.

Even Oprah Winfrey got disgusted and walked out. I am no Oprah fan, but still she did the right thing.

Now YOU look me in the eye and ask me to believe that you never heard such language in all the years you attended there ! This is like me telling you that I attended dozens of Klan rallys and never once heard the "N" word. Yep. And Bill Clinton "did not inhale".

Yes, Mr. Obama, we all have friends who have said stupid things that embarrassed us, but NOW you have asked me to believe something that is so incredibly stupid that you are telling me that I am just stupid enough to believe you. THAT is the main reason that I will never vote for you. I am deeply sorry, that in a county teeming with enormously talented African Americans who would make a good President, that the political system has chosen YOU. You are a pathetic and plastic excuse for an American, who will not even salute the Flag during the Pledge of Allegiance. God forbid you ever get near the Oval Office.

Now, did I mention Bill Clinton ?

AH YES ! This brings us to MRS. WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTON, who this candidate really is, in spite of all the other names she may care to call herself. This "feminist" piece of work of course would like to be referred to as MS. and we all know who wears the pant suit in that family.

MS. Clinton, (sugar), it is just as depressing to realize that there are dozens of women who would also make great Presidents. But, fortunately, the horrible state of the selection process has selected YOU. Ms. Clinton, I'm sorry, but you could not tell the truth if we waterboarded your worthless ass !

Still you play the role of the "embarrassed but dignified noble wife". What utter malarky ! I am not voting for you for a world of reasons, but the main one is the same as my not voting for Senator Obama. You persistently insult my intelligence. It COULD be conceivably possible that you did not know about Monica Lewinsky, extremely remote, but possible if we stretch our imaginations a bit. But you turn around and then ask me to believe that you also did not know about Paula Jones and the legion of other women who were chewed up and spit out by your lecherous excuse for a husband. Puleese turn off this broken record !!!

But let's set aside your hubby's flagrant pecadillos. The real reason I will never vote for you is that I don't think the country can survive EIGHT MORE YEARS of Whitewater, Travelgate, Filegate, Sandy Berger stuffing his socks with classified intelligence, Janet Reno's goon squad, a nd the myriad other corruptions that seem to stick to you like your ugly face. So our former President can't keep his dick in his pants. The REAL issue is that he committed perjury under oath when he lied about it and the pathetically-attempted coverup that followed.

Like you, he is totally incapable of telling the truth. He could not do it if you tortured him, and in voting for you, we would get the BOTH of you, all over again. The same folks who could have taken out Osama Bin Laden over 3,000 dead Americans ago !

And please stop telling me that you have "8 years of experience" to lead us. You were the freakin' first lady already, not the Commander in Chief. Jeez ! The sum of your "experience" is that of the most worrisome and incompetent meddling in the history of the White House. You even cursed your pitiful staff and the Secret Service agents who were and still are unfortunately charged with r isking their lives to protect your worthless, thieving hide, and all at the expense of other people who have to work for a living.

Your single pathetic platform is to finance the illegal drugs, alcoholism and bad habits of the very lowest and most irresponsible freeloaders in America and to then "garnish the wages" (your own words) of every law-abiding and hard-working American to pay for it. This disaster you refer to as "Universal Health Care". Where have you been the last 30 years ? Did you not see that socialism is a failure wherever it has been tried ? Did you not notice that the Soviet Union has collapsed since it gave no reward to those who worked the hardest for the fruits of their own labors to pay for those who will not ??

It is interesting to see all the dead bodies that you and your hubby have left in your wake. Suicides, mysterious deaths, cover-ups that make Richard Nixon look like a rank amateur. The utter contempt and unbelievable arrogance of some of your strongest supporters, most notably the recently resigned and disgraced Governor Eliot Spitzer, the epitome of hypocritical and malevolent arrogance gone wild, one of your most ardent, wealthy and powerful political supporters. A man the news media refuses to admit IS a "super delegate" in your own political machine, a fine example of your own "adopted" state of New York. No wonder you moved there to run for Senator ! The environment there is perfect for the likes of you !

Yes, I would vote for a woman, but I will NOT vote for YOU !

Which leaves us with Senator John McCain.

John, you are a flawed man. You are a bit old, a bit looney, and you have a notoriously bad temper. This perfectly qualifies you, in my humble opinion, to lead us for the next eight years. I WANT your trembling hand on the nuclear button.

Think about it.

We have Kim Jong IL, Chavez and Ahmadenijad all running around like lunatics, threatening America and threatening to plunge the world into nuclear Armageddon. We have Putin and the Chinese blustering and rattling their sabres at us. I want John McCain in the Oval Office and I want him to be really pissed off at all these other nut jobs around the planet.

John, once you are elected, I want you to go into the Oval Office and throw one of your perfect FITS. Jump up and down and throw something through a plate glass window. Rip the drapes down and foam at the mouth a bit. And I want the whole thing on camera so that Ahmadinejad can see it I want ALL of these "world leaders" to lay awake at night and to break out in a cold sweat every time they think of messing with the United States of America.

I want the nuclear button sitting right next to the alarm clock on your night stand. I want pictures of this to be sent to Iran, Russia, China, Venezuela, Cuba, Libya, Syria, Pakistan, and those other assholes in the sheets, the Saudis.

On the domestic front, poor John did try and reach across the aisle to the opposition in a desperate effort to compromise and to get the Congress to do something. You may not agree with his efforts, but at least he TRIED. For all his efforts, all he got handed to him was his head in a basket The liberals are pissed at him and the conservatives are pissed at him. Just my kinda guy.

I predict that John will select Senator Joe Lieberman as his running mate. Good choice. I want a JEW whose memory of the Holocaust is still fresh in his mind and who is royally pissed off at all of these towel-headed morons in the Middle East to be the next in line if something should happen to John. Shalom, Vice President Joe. One heartbeat from the Oval Office.

Finally. John McCain knows on a most personal level what it is to suffer horrible torture for years and to see others die, right in front of you, for their love of America. When you ask him about it, he will tell you that what he did was "nothing special". Even more incredibly, he states that ANY American who truly loves his country would do exactly the same as he did in that situation. You and I will have a hard time believing that, but the real point is that John McCain believes that about the "average American", and that, dear friends and neighbors, is why I will cast my one poor ballot for on election day for John McCain -- warts and all.

God Bless America,
Senator Bob

[www.truthorfiction.com]

world class douchebag

i agree that robo calls are fucked, but he is right. people need to know what kind of terrorist sympathizer shit for brains Obama is. but this is NOT the way to get it known. on the other hand the media coverage it has produced far exceeds it's effectiveness.

we also need to consider that mcstain promised to never do something...and then he did it...
guess that's what a maverick does...

and do you really think obama would be where he is today if he were a "terrorist sympathizer shit for brains"? really?

really?

the stupidity of the democratic party never ceases to amaze me as well as the plain cluelessness of the American people to get coned by this character. i hope you aren't one of them junior, cause i will blame every one of the people who vote for this guy when we are expected to learn islam or speak arabic. imagine the cowboy cheerleaders in burkas and drapes. i seriously do not expect Obama to live long if by hook or crook he gets elected.

Obama's half hour tv show was good. I liked it, I will vote for him when I get my green card. He actually came across as a human with feelings. That is a rare quality in politics today.
GO OBAMA

Good con men usually do come across as humans with feelings or else the con won't work. I don't trust this son of a bitch any farther than I can throw him.

remember that movie The Sting?

Don't remember much about the movie but now I've got that song from it in my head. Thanks, digger.

A true tradegy if he gets elected...maybe the end is near

great movie quas, watch it again sometime.

WHITE GUILT IS DEAD
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > By Tom Adkins
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Look at my fellow conservatives! There they go, glumly shuffling along,
> > depressed by the election aftermath. Not me. I'm virtually euphoric. Don't
> > get me wrong. I'm not thrilled with America's flirtation with neo
> > socialism.
> > But there's a massive silver lining in those magical clouds that lofted
> > Barak Obama to the Presidency. For today, without a shred of
> > intellectually
> > legitimate opposition, I can loudly proclaim to America: The Era of White
> > Guilt is over.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > This seemingly impossible event occurred because the vast majority of
> > white
> > Americans didn't give a fluff about skin color, and enthusiastically
> > pulled
> > the voting lever for a black man. Not just any black man. A very liberal
> > black man who spent his early career race-hustling banks, praying in a
> > racist church for 20 years, and actively worked with America-hating
> > domestic
> > terrorists. Wow! Some resume! Yet they made Barak Obama their leader.
> > Therefore, as of Nov 4th, 2008, white guilt is dead.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > For over a century, the millstone of white guilt hung around our necks,
> > retribution for slave-owning predecessors. In the 60s, American liberals
> > began yanking that millstone while sticking a fork in the eye of black
> > Americans, exacerbating the racial divide to extort a socialist solution.
> > But if a black man can become President, exactly what significant barrier
> > is
> > left? The election of Barak Obama absolutely destroys the entire
> > validation
> > of liberal white guilt. The dragon is hereby slain.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > So today, I'm feeling a little "uppity," if you will. From this day
> > forward,
> > my tolerance level for having my skin color hustled is now exactly ZERO.
> > And
> > it's time to clean house. No more Reverend Wright's "God Damn America," Al
> > Sharpton's Church of Perpetual Victimization, or Jesse Jackson's rainbow
> > racism. Cornell West? You're a fraud. Go home. All those "black studies"
> > programs that taught kids to hate whitey? You must now thank Whitey. And I
> > want that on the final.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Congressional Black Caucus? Irrelevant. Maxine Waters? Shut up. ACORN?
> > Outlawed. Black Panthers? Go home and pet your kitty. Black separatists?
> > Find another nation that offers better dreams. Go ahead. I'm waiting.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Gangsta rappers? Start praising America. Begin with the Pledge of
> > Allegiance. And please.no more ebonics. Speak English, and who knows where
> > you might end up? Oh, yeah.pull up your pants. Your underwear is showing.
> > You look stupid.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > To those Eurosnots who forged entire careers hating America? I'm still
> > waiting for the first black French President.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > And let me offer an equal opportunity whupping. I've always despised lazy
> > white people. Now, I can talk smack about lazy black people. You're poor
> > because you quit school, did drugs, had three kids with three different
> > fathers, and refuse to work. So when you plop your Colt 45-swilling, Oprah
> > watchin' butt on the couch and complain "Da Man is keepin' me down," allow
> > me to inform you: Da Man is now black. You have no excuses.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > No more quotas. No more handouts. No more stealing my money because
> > someone's great-great-great-great grandparents suffered actual pain and
> > misery at the hands of people I have no relation to, and personally
> > revile.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > It's time to toss that massive, obsolete race-hustle machine upon the heap
> > of the other stupid 60s ideas. Drag it over there, by wife swapping, next
> > to
> > dope-smoking. Plenty of room right between free love and cop-killing.
> > Careful.don't trip on streaking. There ya go, don't be gentle. Just dump
> > it.
> > Wash your hands. It's filthy.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > In fact, Obama's ascension created a gargantuan irony. How can you sell
> > class envy and American unfairness when you and your black wife went to
> > Ivy
> > League schools, got high-paying jobs, became millionaires, bought a
> > mansion,
> > and got elected President? How unfair is that??? Now, Like a delicious
> > O'Henry tale, Obama's spread-the-wealth campaign rendered itself moot by
> > it's own victory! America is officially a meritocracy. Obama's election
> > has
> > validated American conservatism!
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > So, listen carefully.Wham!!!
> >
> > That's the sound of my foot kicking the door shut on the era of white
> > guilt.
> > The rites have been muttered, the carcass lowered, dirt shoveled, and
> > tombstone erected. White guilt is dead and buried.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > However, despite my glee, there's apparently one small, rabid bastion of
> > American racism remaining. Black Americans voted 96% for Barak Obama.
> > Hmmm.
> > In a color-blind world, shouldn't that be 50-50? Tonight, every black
> > person
> > should ask forgiveness for their apparent racism and prejudice towards
> > white
> > people. Maybe it's time to start spreading the guilt around.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Tom Adkins is the publisher of [commonconservative.com]
> > CommonConservative.com

>> -n-stuff

Now it's the clinton/obama adminstration...lol

Let the photoshops begin!