Dude, don't use your real name or anything even remotely like it. If you have to have an alias then JWH is as good as any. Nevertheless if you get moderator status you could always go throught the lengthy process of removing them and reposting under your new handle.
Erm. Yeah, I guess we can do it. But it's a bit of a pain in the ass. Decide on a new name, register a new account, and I'll fix it up at the same time as everything else