I had only asked about donating anonymously because I was a few posts away from reaching the "too much free time" level, but I like "porn donator" better so it's all good...
never cared what it said on the porn side...(which says: reid_fleming-donator)

I don't like soggy weetbix

or doggy wet-sex

Da Fack?? Well Hey! I got a story to tell ya...

I work with this mutilated assfuck I like to call "Brainiac" or "Fackin Einstein" (he don't seem to like them nicknames very much, tho',even tho he's a bonerfide fackin stooge). He's got this new girlie-friend he likes to toot his horn about alla time that works down at the local Subway sammich place, so I go in there to get me some lunch and check the bitch out, right? I got me a roasted an toasted chicken-tit sammich with the olives and pickles and shit like that, and I'm all trynta figger out which one of them chicks is his main squeeze. Well, there's two (that's a "2" for you fackin morons out there, and I even spelled it right for you fackin spelling fuzz) girlies workin the counter, and neither of them ho's is all that bad lookin so its a fackin tie. I'm thinkin to my own bad self, well hey! Not bad! The fackin Brainiac seems to have scored here. And then my fackin evil twin side raises up his gnarly face and sez ta me on the side, Oh man, dis is some fuel for the fackin fire right here.

Well, a so called normal person woulda let dat shit go, but bein the warped fack that I am I just had to make sumpin up to piss the boy off (the fackin devil made me do it, I swear!) So I get back to the work shithole with my sammich and the Fackin Einstein boy sez, "Whoa! You went to the Subway, eh?" Yeah, brilliant deduction there, Sherlock. There's labels all over this shit. Well, during the windshield time I rehearsed this crap in my head (the evil twin shit) and I pop off with, "Yeah, I did, Brainiac. So which one of the fugly sisters is yer fackin girlfriend there; the tubby ho, or the anorexic skank?" Oh boy howdy! Now that was the totally fackin wrong thing to say on account of I had to do some pretty fast talkin, ass-coverin an back-pedaling to get out of a potentially seriously ass-kicking situation there. I mean the guy was gonna fackin kill me an he even said so in so many words.

The bottom line is be careful what you fackin say cuz it just might ruin yer whole fackin day. And that rhymes so fack you. I'm a fackin genius an I don't care.



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N stuf

Welllll, I already heard that one YOU FUCKIN UNORIGINAL BASTARD!

The facks, ma'am. just the facks.

I thought it was hilarious but I damn near got my ass kicked by a 19 year old guy made of fackin rocks. I know this for a fack on accounta I punched the shitstain in the arm once and I damn near broke my fackin hand. Now that's some solid-assed muscle there, I kid you not.


Oh yeah! Banner Ads. Who fackin cares, they're everywheres anyhow. Oughta be used to em by now I guess. At least the Oz punks get a little financial relief I would hope.

yeah but I spelt it in yer ozarks kinda way..... and it is true my parents were not married.
unoriginal, now I take offence.

pro_junior: Try clearing your cookies, and try to re-login.. I'd say your session information isn't set correctly for some reason. Good news is i'm scrapping all the old session management so login problems should be a thing of the past soon.

bow

Dont ya mean blow?

Re: BannerAds! new
Posted by: Placelowerplace - Moderator (Moderator)
Date: August 10, 2008 03:53AM

yeah but I spelt it in yer ozarks kinda way..... and it is true my parents were not married.
unoriginal, now I take offence.

It was s'posedta be Northeastern accent and I apparently suffered humialing defeat on that on. The unoriginal bastard line was from Toll Booth Willie (Adam Sandler), which makes me an unoriginal bastard and a piece of repeatin' shit myself for using it. Another one of Adam's I like is "So, are ya gonna get in the water or slide yer fackin' tampons in?

So how does SPOTTT work exactly?

Spottt works by us displaying ads for other websites on the internet, and they display our ad. For every ad we display we get 3 points, for another site to display our ad it costs 4 points. They give stats on how many people click our ad vs how many of people here click theirs so we'll see how it goes. BTW if anyone feels like making a advert 125x125 that would get people to click on for this site feel free (don't think it can be animated). I just took a random photo and stuck the logo over the top with my submission. I'm sure someone else can do better

DK, you know fossil won't go for that unless there is a PRIZE on offer...

If we all go mad-crazy-nuts clicking the ads for a month, will it make any difference for Pulse and DK?
How many clicks do the admin need for a x-many &age revenue boost?

As nice as you guys would be to do something like that, if google thinks it's out of character they'll probably just ban us instead.. and if they do that, they won't pay however much they owe us (we've never actually got any money from them yet, because you've gotta reach $100 before they give you anything.. shows how much we earn!) They also only pay 1 click per visitor in X amount of time, so if you click on 10 ads it doesn't make any difference to if you just clicked on 1.

Google's click through payment is impossible to work out. They give anywhere between 2 and 30c for a click. The more clicks you get, the less they pay for one, but the higher your click through rating the more they pay. It's some kind of random dark arts science thing which I'm sure works out in their favour.

So yeah, if you guys happen to find an advertiser's content of interest, by all means click on their ad and see what they have to offer. But we can't condone anybody just clicking ads to try and support the site...



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We might look towards donations again soon. I may have a way around our previous PayPal issues (and of cousre those who donate should never see ads, so that's something to look forward to) as we've come up against a bit of an issue recently.

Pretty much everything we do is paid for either in US dollars, or Euros (depending on what part of the infrastructure you're talking about). With the recent slip of the $AUD to $USD of nearly 40% (similar to Euro) it means it's also costing us about 40% more to run the sites. This happened over a 6 week (approx) period.

I guess I can't complain too much though, at least it was cheaper to run when the $AUD was stronger It's all "swings and roundabouts" in this game. Last week spurred by you guys we had the best Adsense week ever! Thanks heaps to all who helped support the site by visiting our sponsors. Hopefully you bought something from them and everyone is a winner