Anonymous Report This Comment Date: April 10, 2006 05:01AM
Excuse me while i vomitski.
gruff Report This Comment Date: April 10, 2006 06:00AM
faggahead
90130_ Report This Comment Date: April 12, 2006 01:08AM
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1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It
means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest
of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and the Oprah diet.
2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay -
it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch
except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how
you call a dog ... "Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here,
Killer!" Now think about how you call a cat... "Bun-bun, come to
daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay.
3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense,
rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on bar-b-que ribs,
crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything
else and you
are in training to suck El Dicko and undeniably a fag.
4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot,
you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom; he
defecates and urinates where he pleases.
5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high hard one in the
poop chute. Coffee is to be hard, strong, black, and full aroma. A straight man
will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Cafe Latte with Skim" and he
will never, ever know what artificial sweetener tastes like. If you've had
NutraSweet in your mouth, you've had a man there, too.
6. If you know more than six names of colors or four different types of dessert,
you might as well be handing out free passes to your ass. A real man doesn't
have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap as well as all the
names of all the players in the Major leagues,
NFL, NHL, college ball, PGA and NASCAR. If you can pick out chartreuse or you
know what a "fressier" is you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of
textile other than denim, you are faggadocious.
7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to tune a
meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass
driver or to cut the punk off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change
the radio station, eat a hamburger, hold his beer, or play with his honey in
the passenger seat.
8. If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mon-frere, vous le Gay, oui?
The only time it is acceptable to watch one of those is with a women who knows
how to reward her man. Watching any of the above films by yourself or with
another man is likely to result in SHC (spontaneous homosexual combustion),
which is what happens to fags when they flame out too.
brokntoad Report This Comment Date: April 12, 2006 02:27PM
So how do you tell if you're homophobic?
90130_ Report This Comment Date: April 12, 2006 04:59PM
"Homophobe" is a silly ass word that means absolutely nothing.
a_dictionary Report This Comment Date: April 12, 2006 11:58PM
read me.
90130_ Report This Comment Date: April 13, 2006 05:17AM
No, you read it, and get your gay ass outa here.
brokntoad Report This Comment Date: April 13, 2006 09:57PM
I guess if you are literate and don't deny the meaning of a word because you
don't like it you are gay as well...
f_d cried three times while watching Forrest Gump does that mean he is gay? or
just simple?
90130_ Report This Comment Date: April 14, 2006 12:47AM
You are soooo gay!
pro_junior Report This Comment Date: April 14, 2006 02:58AM
he's simply gay!
jk fossil...I don't really think you're an ass gobbler...
brokntoad Report This Comment Date: April 14, 2006 04:22AM
No... I am secure in my heterosexuality and therefore not afraid of nor do I
hate gay people. Why do you hate homosexuals??
90130_ Report This Comment Date: April 14, 2006 05:50AM
It's not that I hate homosexuals, I do not. What I truly despise are agendas.
My nieces and nephews shopuld not have to sit in their classrooms and be told
this behaviour is normal.
90130_ Report This Comment Date: April 14, 2006 05:51AM
"should not have to sit" typo correction.
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: April 14, 2006 10:39AM
brokntoad,Ill bet your so secure you would suck a dick to prove you were not
gay.Just so you could say see I did not enjoy that.
Most people dont hate gays,they just think they are freaks and wierdos.Its why
we giggle when two gay guys hold hands in public or kiss.
Most people consider homosexuality moraly wrong and dont want it pushed on us by
Hollywood.We also consider child abuse,spousal abuse moraly wrong and would not
want that potrayed as normal behavior.
People are free to do what they like in this country and thats cool but dont get
mad if I laugh or crack a joke.
brokntoad Report This Comment Date: April 14, 2006 04:48PM
3154... A typical response from a homophobe. Why would I need to prove
anything? It sounds like you are trying to prove something??? I am secure with
my sexuality and gay referance insults don't bother me. Why does it bother you?
Do you think that "Hollywood" is going to make you gay? Quit hiding
behind the moral majority and grow up or come out of the closet.
90130_ Report This Comment Date: April 14, 2006 06:28PM
3154 is absolutely right. I do not need to be bombarded with the homo agenda,
and neither do my kids.
brokntoad Report This Comment Date: April 14, 2006 10:25PM
Shit... he is right! We better get all the homosexuals back in the closet
before we all turn gay.
Is that what you are worried about? Why does somebody being different than you
threaten you? Do you think that seeing someone in a homosexual relationship will
effect you or your family's choice of sexual preference or corrupt your family
values in any way?
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: April 15, 2006 12:33AM
No.Dont get mad though when I laugh at you or think your wierd.
Think about this there is a fine line when a child becomes an adult and that
line is not allways recognized 16 year old dating 20 year olds things of the
sort.If a rare event happened and my son upon turning sixteen is approched by a
gay man in his 20's,I could very easily see myself going to jail.This stuff all
leads to these kinds of moral questions being asked and agendas pushed.Behind
closed doors I wont question your sexcapades but in public and on tv its
inappropriate.
90130 hey man I got the 12 back on the road and no problems with the throttle
when not using the idle assist.Getting a power commander soon.
90130_ Report This Comment Date: April 15, 2006 01:50AM
Hey, Duane. Thought that was you. Hope the weather's better over where you are.
I'm looking at steady rain in the NW, can't ride my new bike.
90130_ Report This Comment Date: April 15, 2006 01:56AM
And brokn, the only time I feel threatened by homosexuals is when they make it
a point to force-feed their "lifestyle" on those of us who think their
behaviour is immoral, disgusting, and perverse. I could give a rats's ass any
other day, but when my 12 year old niece is sitting in her classroom and has to
read "Why do I have two mommies" ...that's crossing the line.
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: April 15, 2006 03:35AM
I just get tired of posting my name when I run system mechanic on my
computer.Weathers been nice out here but thier calling for rain all
weekend,bummer.Did you get the 14?
90130_ Report This Comment Date: April 15, 2006 07:34AM
Nope. Not yet....expecting the silver one next fall, guess it'll be a 2007
model.
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: April 15, 2006 11:22AM
It will give them a year to work out kinks.
brokntoad Report This Comment Date: April 15, 2006 10:24PM
If you ride anything but a Harley you are gay....
90130_ Report This Comment Date: April 16, 2006 02:57AM
Harleys are for poseurs who think they're tough guys. It takes a real man to
hang onto a 180hp Japanese sportbike. Anyone can ride a couch around without too
much trouble, hell..just bolt an engine and wheels on it. Toad, you're just
trying to get a reaction from me, aren't you?
brokntoad Report This Comment Date: April 16, 2006 03:47AM
yes... did it work?
90130_ Report This Comment Date: April 16, 2006 07:17AM
Yes.
brokntoad Report This Comment Date: April 16, 2006 04:22PM
I have owned many bikes including a Harley (96 sporty) and let me tell you it
was no "couch" ... more like a cement park bench but it was good for
getting little round butts on back. The couch would be a 85 Yamaha Maxim. It
had a seat fatter and softer than f_d's head and the ride was as smooth as his
head.
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: April 16, 2006 05:10PM
I would agree with you on that point, toad. I've ridden a couple of
"built" Sportsters that were anything but poseur bikes. My favorite
was the XR750 replica a friend of mine had built as a show bike. It would spin
the tire and wheelie simultaneously if you did not be careful with the throttle.
But he spent almost $20,000 to get it that way. How do you know F_D's head is
smooth?
brokntoad Report This Comment Date: April 16, 2006 05:54PM
That cowboi in the pic told me... said that the top of his head is the only
thing that he sees anymore.
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90130_ Report This Comment Date: April 16, 2006 07:39PM
That's too great! I guess you have it out for Fossil, then? What do you think
F_D's response will be?
brokntoad Report This Comment Date: April 16, 2006 07:59PM
No... he doesn't care. I am the one making an asshole out of myself...
He is the almighty_fossil! LONG LIVE THE KING! Nice bike by the way but I would
put my in an old Indian if i could.
brokntoad Report This Comment Date: April 16, 2006 08:00PM
money
brokntoad Report This Comment Date: April 16, 2006 08:05PM
$
90130_ Report This Comment Date: April 16, 2006 10:31PM
And lots of it.
brokntoad Report This Comment Date: April 23, 2006 02:04AM
He gave up. I rode him and broke him.
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fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: January 23, 2008 11:56PM
ya might wanna rephrase that toad.
