woberto Report This Comment
Date: May 02, 2020 12:41AM

99.99% of all people murdered in America are gun owners.
Fat lot of good it did ya.

Roughly the same amount of people die in car accidents
99.99% of them owned a car too.

So it's obvious.
Ban cars and guns.

pulse Report This Comment
Date: May 02, 2020 12:28PM

Everyone else is old.

So kill the old, protect them from themselves.

Mrkim Report This Comment
Date: May 02, 2020 12:38PM

I think your ownership vs mortality stats are a bit skewed 'berto

woberto Report This Comment
Date: May 03, 2020 03:05AM

These numbers come straight outta my head. How can they be wrong?

Gun ownership is over 120% in America, no need to even look that up.
60% of all gun related deaths are suicides in America, that been consistent since the 80's.
So somewhere in the middle then is 99.99% and that's good enough for me.

pulse Report This Comment
Date: May 03, 2020 09:13AM

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By gar, he's right! 99 IS in between 60 and 120! Fetch that man a goat!

Mrkim Report This Comment
Date: May 04, 2020 09:26PM

'A" goat? Give 'im a fuckin herd.

Well, so long as DKs wife dudn wind up in the deal. That would be inhumane, just not sure to whom

woberto Report This Comment
Date: May 04, 2020 09:32PM

You can't marry goats in Australia.
So pulse has a "civil union" with several goats.

pulse Report This Comment
Date: May 05, 2020 03:07AM

I prefer "harem"

woberto Report This Comment
Date: May 05, 2020 07:39AM

Click here you are technically correct!

pulse Report This Comment
Date: May 05, 2020 10:46AM

Damn right, especially the bit where I have no control over my wife

pro_junior Report This Comment
Date: May 05, 2020 04:21PM

"Were you looking for a horny animal?"

pro_junior Report This Comment
Date: May 05, 2020 04:54PM

Also,