Fletch the Letch Report This Comment
Date: February 10, 2010 07:46AM

Too bad she has the fucking pierced navel.

Otherwise she is a goddess.

FrostedApe Report This Comment
Date: February 10, 2010 04:58PM

There are cracks in the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. Totally ruins the whole thing. And have you looked at the condition of the Parthenon, lately? Don't even get me started.

Mach Report This Comment
Date: February 11, 2010 01:49AM

Damn, I should of became a college purfesour.....

Pericles Report This Comment
Date: February 11, 2010 06:09AM

@ FrostedApe

The Parthenon is a dangerous, structurally unsound, ruined structure occupying prime Greek real estate on the Acropolis in Athens; so is the ruined Temple of Athena Nike. They should be razed as soon as possible in the interests of public safety, and replaced with a beautiful complex comprising a gigantic Wal-Mart Supercenter, a Burger King/Food Court, a Best Buys, a Pier One Imports, and, of course, a Lowe's.

Hell, you should see our latest plans for removing and replacing those disgusting old pyramids and that ugly, eroded Sphinx sitting in Egypt. Can you say K-Mart?

Such eyesores those ancient ruins are, polluting Earth's valuable landscape!

Incidentally, the dangerous Stonehenge eyesore in England is also slated for much-needed demolition, to be replaced by the Anglo-Euro Metroplex, comprising a group of fine British retailers, complete with a Hilton for weary travelers.

fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: February 11, 2010 03:54PM

eyesores?! is somebody trying to piss me off?