dv8 Report This Comment
Date: October 01, 2008 12:47PM

mad cow disease

Police in Middletown made a rather bizarre arrest Monday night, taking into custody a woman dressed in a cow suit who was seen acting erratically.

Michelle Allen of Middletown was arrested on one count of disorderly conduct for allegedly getting in the way of traffic on Wilbraham Road and chasing children in her cow suit.
She also urinated on a neighbor's front porch, police say.

madmex2000 Report This Comment
Date: October 01, 2008 04:58PM

Well at least she's creative and entertaining . With positive thought and attitude you can turn a crazy thing around.

Mrkim Report This Comment
Date: October 01, 2008 06:14PM

WoW! So chasin kids in a cow suit and pissin on someones front porch is a positive thing. Gee .... I wish I was so progressive

quasi Report This Comment
Date: October 01, 2008 08:53PM

I've never pissed on a neighbor's porch but I've pissed off of one. Is that a positive thing?

Moo.

pro_junior Report This Comment
Date: October 01, 2008 09:30PM

knock knock...
who's there?
interrupting cow...
interupt-MOO!!

Mrkim Report This Comment
Date: October 01, 2008 11:01PM

While I've pissed off my own front porch, never on it ... livin in the sticks does have its benefits!

No cows or children were harmed in the process, though I think a weed or 2 may have been a bit the worse for it

ORLANDO399 Report This Comment
Date: October 02, 2008 05:00AM

rofl!