Placelowerplace Report This Comment Date: July 06, 2007 05:58AM
It really works. My GF hates it all the way up untill she wants to go online.
Thank god for unsecure networks! I called Verizon before hand to have DSL ready
for me when I moved into my new apartment. They sent me a bag of line filters
and a blowit out your FarQlator CD that has no value to me, not even as a drink
coast, but No DSL modem. I called and said "WHY?" the said sit there
like a dumb fuck and it will get there in a couple of days. So I called the
cable company. I just got done talking to Verizon and they asked me after an
hour of me yelling at thier stupid voice recognishit software answering machine
that askes you a million dumb fuck question that are going to be asked by the
person that actually talks to you, "IF there was any way to change my mind
about canceling Verizon". I said Get me a modem today. They said
"thats not going to happen" and I said "then Thats not going to
happen" THEN they ask..... Wheres the FIOS router? I said right the fuck
here, you promised to give me a packing slip and a prepaid ID. they said well
you can keep the router. Ahh fucking thank you, you fuckers. I always love a
little bit of Petrol Jelly just usually before you fuck me and not afterward.
Verizon is a comunication company that has NO IDEA how to communicate!!!
ORLANDO399 Report This Comment Date: July 06, 2007 06:35AM
Now i definately know it's time to go to bed.I read this three times and i
still dont know what you are talking about!Too many beers!
Anonymous Report This Comment Date: July 06, 2007 02:02PM
It's not a lack of sleep or beer....that rant made not a lick of sense...but it
was hysterical. It all goes to prove you shouldn't post while wasted.
Mrkim Report This Comment Date: July 07, 2007 01:40AM
I think I gather you're hackin someone elses wireless ? Wouldn't do me a bit
of good, the closest house is nearly 1/2 a mile from me here in the sticks
I'm stuck with Verizon. They're the ONLY DSL or any other high speed IP out
here so far. But hey, I figured I was gonna be on dial up, so it's all good

pro_junior Report This Comment Date: March 15, 2008 09:15PM
thats a fine looking stool...
