John_Stone Report This Comment
Date: November 14, 2005 03:25AM

The rivalry had been over a girl, of course. It had been brewing all year after Frank the French Horn player had insulted Pete the Percussionist in front of her, culminating in her leaving Pete for Frank 2 months later. Frank had thought everything had calmed down to a tense silence, but Pete wasn't one to let something like that go. He waited until the third movement of the William Tell Overture and crushed Frank's skull with a circus tent-peg mallet.

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: November 14, 2005 05:12PM

Poor old Frank.

Anonymous Report This Comment
Date: November 15, 2005 07:08AM

My sides...are hurting...