jgoins Report This Comment Date: January 01, 2012 11:55AM
Dec. 21 aliens will make their presence known and will be here to take us back
home.
woberto Report This Comment Date: January 01, 2012 12:42PM

BlahX3 Report This Comment Date: January 01, 2012 06:50PM
Considering that the Mayan civilization practiced some pretty weird religious
crap like human sacrifice my guess is yeah, they were full of shit. On the other
hand the people who really believe the world ends when the Mayan calendar ends
and make up far fetched ideas about what it all means are full of shit too. Now
hand me those 3 frog hearts and the vial of virgin blood, my computer is acting
up...
pro_junior Report This Comment Date: January 01, 2012 07:34PM
it's my understanding that the mayan calender is cyclical, it shows that every
5200 years a dead planet comes screaming past earth and fucks everything up and
kills dinosaurs etc...then the calender resets for another 5200 years.
world governments and the masons have secret underground bunkers that they will
survive in while the debris tail from the dead planet pelts earth with VW Beetle
sized meteors for 60-70 hours,but the majority of the earths population will be
wiped out...
you heard it first here on 613 folks, we're all fucked.

BlahX3 Report This Comment Date: January 01, 2012 07:49PM
"Welcome to the Future Fair! An affair for all and no fair to
anybody!"
jgoins Report This Comment Date: January 02, 2012 09:48AM
Well Pro, those meteors will miss me because I will be in the space ship on my
way home. I will check in here on Dec. 22 from my new home planet, they have
the internet too you know.
BlahX3 Report This Comment Date: January 02, 2012 05:23PM
Big surprise in store for ya, the aliens are nine feet tall, black, and really
pissed off.
jgoins Report This Comment Date: January 03, 2012 11:57AM
No problem, I will just bring a basketball, fried chicken and a recording of
Sweet Georgia Brown with me.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/01/2012 11:59AM by jgoins.