SkullandChains Report This Comment
Date: October 10, 2011 01:28AM

Plus613 so the first one.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/10/2011 01:30AM by SkullandChains.

pulse Report This Comment
Date: October 10, 2011 03:48AM

plus613 is the first, last and middle.

woberto Report This Comment
Date: October 10, 2011 05:21AM

What movie was this from..?
Airport Desk: "Would you like smoking or non-smoking"
Traveller: "I'm sorry, what was the middle one?"

pulse Report This Comment
Date: October 10, 2011 08:07AM

Something about a walking fish

Speaking of which, what has 4 legs and ticks?

Mrkim Report This Comment
Date: October 10, 2011 09:40AM

Grandfather clock

pulse Report This Comment
Date: October 10, 2011 10:36AM

Nelson: {The ingredients were: fresh pureed tomatoes, water, salt, and
sodium benzoate used to retard spoilage. Once again, if I'm
not mistaken, this can contained tomato paste.}
Edna: {Thank you, Nelson. I look forward to seeing it again next
week.} Bart, you're up.
[Bart walks up as a cardboard box follows him]
Bart: Boys and girls, Mrs. Krabappel, I come before you today to
solve a riddle that has plagued mankind for centuries: What
has four legs and ticks?
Milhouse: A walking clock?
Nelson: A walking clock!
Martin: I'd wager he has some variety of walking clock in that box!
Edna: Bart, is it a walking clock?
Bart: [mystified] What? No, it's my dog.