quasi Report This Comment Date: August 27, 2009 11:14PM
You know you're fat when the person sitting next to you is you.
pro_junior Report This Comment Date: August 28, 2009 02:16AM
your momma so fat, I had to have a sherpa to get up on her last night...
SkullandChains Report This Comment Date: August 28, 2009 04:53AM
Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th. 
j1mg Report This Comment Date: August 28, 2009 09:53AM
Your mumma's so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.
...also that's Sao Paulo not London.
Lexx Report This Comment Date: August 28, 2009 10:51PM
If this was in America, it would be 4 blue fat seats and one white seat.
FrostedApe Report This Comment Date: August 29, 2009 03:13AM
In Sao Paulo, that's a 2-bedroom apartment.