We are fucked Report This Comment Date: April 02, 2009 12:10AM
Barack Jesus didn't waste any time delivering on the change he had promised to
bring to Washington. Within two weeks he had alienated both the right with his
orders to close Gitmo and allow 9/11 bombers to become Americunts, and the left
with many of his cabinet appointments, his vow to continue extraordinary
renditions (because WE DO NOT TORTURE! we just send them places that do) and get
the troops on the first flight home from Iraq (with a two year lay-over in
Afghanistan).
He then pissed off most of the people who voted for him by announcing he would
sell China the parts of America they don't already own and give the billions to
the asshole Jew bankers who helped Armenians bring the global economy to its
knees by providing them unlimited amounts of credit to go with their food stamps
and welfare.
He is currently trying to pass a stimulus package that would provide substantial
investment for alternative energy, causing great butthurt to climate-change
deniers & sore-loser Republicans who feel that this is big-government
spending that will usher in a new era of socialism in America. Obama tried
persuading the American sheeple by spinning it as vital for national security
and economic recovery before going into the usual tree-hugging bullshit. This
was passed by the Senate and will work as follows:
Create 5 million new green collar jobs.
Introduce a carbon cap-and-trade system.
Increase investment in solar, wind & biomass energy.
?????
PROFIT!
However, much to the delight of conspiracy-theorist Paultards everywhere, Ron
Paul has spoken out against this package saying it will turn this economic
recession into a depression:
madmex2000 Report This Comment Date: April 02, 2009 12:16AM
Good ,the more you don't like ,the more i do. Means he doing his job. Go back
to your trailer and let us evil aliens take over.
muhahahaah...
Today the EArth ,tommorow your Uranus.
You suck Report This Comment Date: April 02, 2009 12:21AM
madmex2000 you suck
dv8 Report This Comment Date: April 02, 2009 12:38AM
no thanks, i'll wait for the real one
PostMaster Report This Comment Date: April 02, 2009 04:43AM
Why do Conservatives constantly call Obama "The Messiah" and then
tell everyone that it's Liberals who call him that?
DoneGone Report This Comment Date: April 02, 2009 10:29AM
Why do Obama bashers put so much work into making so many ridiculous images and
apocalypse shouting statements?
jgoins Report This Comment Date: April 02, 2009 12:05PM
"Why do Obama bashers put so much work into making so many ridiculous
images and apocalypse shouting statements?"
Maybe it's because that is what he is bringing about.
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: April 02, 2009 03:03PM
people call him the messiah because that's what the librals think they elected.
i think they thought they elected Will Smith or some bullshit.
jgoins Report This Comment Date: April 03, 2009 10:53AM
They thought they elected Hancock.
ToucanSam Report This Comment Date: April 03, 2009 08:25PM
It's full of pork.
Liberal Report This Comment Date: April 04, 2009 01:56AM
Who is depicting and calling him Jesus?
jgoins Report This Comment Date: April 04, 2009 10:24AM
You all supported him like you thought he was a God.
