ToucanSam Report This Comment
Date: February 02, 2009 10:06PM

I'd like to see the next pic where mini dudes' wig is split from an iron...

quasi Report This Comment
Date: February 03, 2009 12:17AM

It's the little things that really make life worth living.

pro_junior Report This Comment
Date: February 03, 2009 01:35AM

when their tee shot is about to hit another golfer do they call out, 'ONE!'?

_{yeah I know it's 'fore' and not 'four'...}

woberto Report This Comment
Date: February 03, 2009 06:42AM

Contrary to all the reliable sources I have investigate, I think you are meant to call out the number of the hole you are aiming for, so the players on that green can GTFOOTW.

fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: February 03, 2009 04:21PM

if you yell anything other than fore!!, the poor bastard in the line of fire will stand there like a deer. THHHHHHHHWACK!!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/02/2009 04:22PM by fossil_digger.

pro_junior Report This Comment
Date: February 04, 2009 12:45AM

you yell 'fore' to warn someone that they may be about to be hit by your ball, now that doesn't necessarily mean they are standing on the green of the same hole you are currently playing, or in fact even on any green...they may be on the adjacent fairway...in the parking lot...peeing in the bushes...anywhere...

GAK67 Report This Comment
Date: February 04, 2009 01:30AM

^^^^^ especially with how I play golf! I know from experience why it's called a handicap!

FrostedApe Report This Comment
Date: February 04, 2009 05:34AM

The yelling of "fore" was a tradition started by the Scots at St. Andrews in 1622, to entice the English on the course to turn around and face the incoming missiles, thereby exposing their vulnerable parts.

fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: February 04, 2009 05:40AM

every time i hear "FORE!" i think of this story:
my dad and i were playing a friend of mine and his dad one time. teeing off on an elevated tee box, long straight down hill par 5. the group ahead of us are about 250 yds out. we all decided that we would hit into them easy, so pat says he can hit, he's been having a bad driving day. he lets loose the smoothest swing i think i have ever seen him swing (Arnold Palmeresque swing), crushes one right down the middle and starts to slice, we yelled "FORE!", one guy turns around, the ball takes a dip and turns right for him, he took off running towards the trees, looking over his shoulder a the ball. the faster he ran, the more that ball sliced! like it had eyes! it hits him right in the back of the thigh and he goes down like a rock! by the tie we got down there, he had a whelt the size of....you know.

that was almost 20 years ago and it seems like yesterday.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/02/2009 05:42AM by fossil_digger.