BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: December 05, 2008 03:31PM

Aw fuck! The pic won't load and I want the Darth Vader Kitty picture, damnit!

Lexx Report This Comment
Date: December 05, 2008 10:24PM

I noticed that every time something is uploaded for the first few minutes or so, sometimes over an hour it's a red X when you click on it until the database gets sorted, (or whatever has to happen) and then after a while it will work.

FrostedApe Report This Comment
Date: December 06, 2008 05:00AM

People who put costumes on their pets should be tasered in the nuts.

BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: December 06, 2008 10:16AM

How about you put on a costume and taser your nuts? That'd probably be an interesting picture.

People who put costumes on their pets are just having some fun. If the pet doesn't like it it usually fights or runs. If it doesn't then it's not a pet worth having because it's probably dead.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/12/2008 10:19AM by BlahX3.

fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: December 06, 2008 04:38PM

in the nuts!

Lexx Report This Comment
Date: December 06, 2008 04:45PM

The force is strong with this kitty.

He has released your anger and turned you to the Dark Side!

Just read the comments!

zxz555 Report This Comment
Date: December 06, 2008 05:38PM

I have never been tasered in the nuts, does it feel good? Where can I get a taserering device? Is there a specific costume or can choose from the ones I have? Do women of loose morals accept money in exchange for a nut taserering? What sort of nuts should I use? Can I use acorns?

BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: December 06, 2008 05:38PM

I know Lexx, sucks, don't it?

FrostedApe Report This Comment
Date: December 06, 2008 05:45PM

I did not mean to imply in any way that those are the only people who should be tasered in the nuts. I have a list. Many of them do not technically have nuts, so I'm willing to make allowances for that and just taser them anywhere in their general naughty regions.

BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: December 06, 2008 05:59PM

I don't know, why don't you try it tell us all about it.

[www.defenseproducts101.com]

With one of those I bet you can taser any kind or anyone's nuts except mine, I like them as they are.

BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: December 06, 2008 06:02PM

I have a list, too, so I can relate.

FrostedApe Report This Comment
Date: December 06, 2008 09:54PM

You are not on the list, so far, but it's one of those "living documents", subject to change without warning, and sometimes without any detectable rationale.

I would also take this opportunity to point out that the taser is not the only acceptable form of righteous retribution. A couple of car batteries and some jumper cables will be sufficient for all but the worst offenders. Not that I'm condoning violence against anyone whatsoever, mind you.

fossil_digger Report This Comment
Date: December 07, 2008 12:33AM

tazed in the nuts would be the funny answer right? oe the sarcastic one?

MCFLY!?!?



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FrostedApe Report This Comment
Date: December 07, 2008 05:40AM

There's a difference?

I, too, do not wish to be tased in my goolies, which is why I at least make the effort not to be a total douchebag. A lot of people don't seem to care, and yet they are genuinely surprised when they get tased in the goolies, or some equally unpleasant thing happens to them. The non-douchebag sees them, nods his head, and thinks to himself, "'bout fucking time." It restores his faith in Cosmic Justice. A less-charitable person might bring up O.J. Simpson, right about now, but I won't do that, as it would be uncouth, and I'm couth as a motherfucker.

woberto Report This Comment
Date: December 07, 2008 11:01AM

BlahX3 Report This Comment
Date: December 07, 2008 03:51PM

You know Frostie, you're actually making sense. In some twisted way I like that.

FrostedApe Report This Comment
Date: December 07, 2008 10:49PM

So, I had to go run some errands yesterday afternoon. I loathe shopping. I hate it even more during "the silly season", from about 15 November through 15 January. I hate it even more than that when I have to go to Home Depot, because they apparently go out of their way to hire complete cretins, and put them in the stores for the express purpose of preventing you from accomplishing whatever it is you set out to do. Needless to say, I was not exactly filled with Christmas Spirit and Goodwill Toward Men.

I'm driving around the crowded lot, looking for a place to park, and I see that two pickup truck drivers have somehow managed to totally fuck up no less than five parking spaces between them. Classic, textbook douchebaggery right there, and I would have happily tasered both of them in the nuts, without hesitation or remorse.

Look, I'm not asking anyone to be Miss Manners, or host a tea party for Queen Elizabeth. Just be a little civil, that's all. Don't be a douchebag. If you choose to be a douchebag, just don't come crying to me when you get tasered in the nuts, whether literally or metaphorically, because my sympathy will be somewhat nonexistant.