FrostedApe Report This Comment Date: November 10, 2008 04:26AM
The Invisible Scotsman gets him some lovin'.
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: November 10, 2008 05:56AM
did zxz whip out the cloak of invisibility?
FrostedApe Report This Comment Date: November 10, 2008 08:10AM
Och, yeah.
zxz555 Report This Comment Date: November 10, 2008 09:09AM
it wisnae me, yiv bin aet t' bottal
and anyway I gave up sheep-shagging years ago, after NZ & the Aussies won
the world championship for a whole decade the sport wasin decline in Scotland
GAK67 Report This Comment Date: November 10, 2008 10:02AM
Oi! Don't put us in the same boat as the Aussies - we've got so many sheep in
NZ cos we know to breed them with sheep - the Aussies aren't that bright!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/11/2008 10:02AM by GAK67.
Lexx Report This Comment Date: November 10, 2008 05:31PM
When GAK walks through a sheep pasture instead of saying "baaaaaaaa"
half of the sheep say "daaaaaaad".
GAK67 Report This Comment Date: November 10, 2008 06:54PM
Well, if you want to start sheep jokes -
Why do kangaroos jump so high?
They have seen what happens to the sheep.
pro_junior Report This Comment Date: November 10, 2008 07:56PM
saw this written on bathroom wall in Montana:
how many montanans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
we don't screw in light bulbs, we screw in hot tubs...
written below that:
aren't the sheep afraid of the hot water?
Lalala Report This Comment Date: November 10, 2008 10:40PM
it's a goat!
GAK67 Report This Comment Date: November 10, 2008 11:50PM
Lalala - you need to get out into the country more! Here is the caption from
the photographers website for this pic:
Spring Lamb *Winner of the BBC1 2007
Countryfile Competition*
But that reminds me of another joke:
What do you call an Australian farmer with both sheep and goats?
Bi-sexual!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/11/2008 11:52PM by GAK67.
pro_junior Report This Comment Date: November 11, 2008 12:13AM
is it a goat? is it a sheep? let's ask pulse, he'll know...
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: November 11, 2008 12:29AM
it's still underage....delete.
