ORLANDO399 Report This Comment Date: November 01, 2008 10:51PM
The big question is...did it really happen?
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: November 01, 2008 11:50PM
most likely true, the romans burned everyone out the ran 'em over with their
chariots.
ORLANDO399 Report This Comment Date: November 01, 2008 11:53PM
The romans?..lol
ORLANDO399 Report This Comment Date: November 01, 2008 11:55PM
Whats next?..the japanese?..rofl!
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fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: November 02, 2008 12:30AM
city of Ilium was founded on the site during the reign of the Roman Emperor
Augustus. so yes
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: November 02, 2008 01:20AM
maybe you should quiz me on the skank du jour.
ORLANDO399 Report This Comment Date: November 02, 2008 01:22AM
Seems like ya already passed the test..didnt ya already have nadja
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: November 02, 2008 01:28AM
so you repeatedly showed interest in her thinking she is a skank? i'm confused
ORLANDO399 Report This Comment Date: November 02, 2008 01:32AM
Wrong guy..that was plp...doh!
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fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: November 02, 2008 01:33AM
shall i quote you like the beast?
ORLANDO399 Report This Comment Date: November 02, 2008 01:37AM
Sure thing "fossil crapper"
FrostedApe Report This Comment Date: November 02, 2008 02:34AM
The Romans strafed the fleeing Trojans with attack helicopters, built and given
to them by the illegal space aliens from Alantis. This was recorded and
verified by the Greek hysterian, Penes the Smaller, c. 320 AD, but the original
manuscripts were all destroyed in the burning of the Library of Alexandria.
Approximately 7 million people were killed over the course of the three-day
panicked exodus. The bodies were all buried in shallow graves in Egypt and
covered with a layer of natron, to dehydrate them. Then they were shipped
throughout the Roman Empire, where they were rehydrated and used as a food
source for their many thousands of gladiatorial lions, whenever the supply of
Christians ran low. These were not the standard issue African lions, a common
but erroneous assumption, but rather the much larger and more vicious Mongolian
Sabre-tooth lions. The Mongolians considered them a nuisance, so they were
rounded up in great herds and transported by armored caravans to the great lion
markets of Babylon. The Romans would send their lion wranglers there to buy the
lions for the equivalent of $11 US, when you allow for 2300 years of inflation.
The Mongolians, themselves, had attempted to use the lions 200 years earlier to
invade and conquer Japan, but had found them to be too unreliable as a weapons
system. This is why there are no longer any lions in Mongolia. If anyone has
any other questions, I will be happy to provide as many spurious answers as you
require.
pro_junior Report This Comment Date: November 02, 2008 02:37AM
hahaha fossil shit crapper..that was actually from avengerx not beast wasnt it?
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: November 02, 2008 03:03AM
AVENGERX RULES!
ORLANDO399 Report This Comment Date: November 02, 2008 03:13AM
That has the making of a pretty cool movie frosted ape,maybe ya should call
hollywood..lol
fossil_digger Report This Comment Date: November 02, 2008 03:21AM
actually fossil shit crapper was avengerx, fossil crapper was the beast and a
few anons.
someone is bound to find a funny one.
Lexx Report This Comment Date: November 02, 2008 04:29AM
If you told FrostedApe's story to a Scientologist they would probably believe
it was true.
Then they'd pay you money to use your anti-lion theton machine to cleanse their
soul.
